"No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States."
Wow. I am obviously over qualified since I have a birth certificate proving my American citizenship. Oh but wait, I'm only 31 so I will have to campaign for the 2016 election. Then again our fearless leader only has two out of three so perhaps the government can make exception for me also?