Saturday, January 9, 2010

Not Just Cold...

It's not just cold outside here in CFL...no, it's STUPID COLD! The chance of snow flurries last night should have been an indication that I would need more than a sports bra, workout pants, and my fuzzy slipper boots to step foot in my garage this morning. I was going out with good intentions to slip on my running shoes and pull my sweatshirt out of the dryer, but my slippers were warmer and the dryer was cold. PFFFLT.

Global warming my a$$. I think it's just a ploy for scientists to divert our attention from some other global catastrophe they can't quite explain so the feed us this crap because they can snap pictures of melting ice caps and penguins with fruity drinks and umbrellas.

From my understanding, as the earth spins on its axis it is also gradually turning upside down. Little by little Australia will no longer be on the bottom of the visual globe. We'll be side ways (not in my lifetime) then upside down (not in my children's lifetime). It's likely the same result as Mars. After all, "they" (the smart guys) say we are also inching closer to the sun.

Here's a theory: if the planets follow the same pattern of rotating, spinning, and flipping, then eventually they all get sucked into the sun--devoured--as new planets are formed and fall into orbit. At some point in the orbit life (humans or non) is sustainable, creating a new Earth. It's a never ending cycle. I know, crazy theory, but it makes more sense than the crap the smart guys try to feed us. Perhaps our man made journey into space is typical from previously devoured planets and that is how life is formed on the newer planets. See? It's feasible. Wow, I think I have a plot for good Sci Fi story!

I'm not sure how I went from it being STUPID COLD to writing in a new genre, but you get the picture at how random this day is going to be. I hope everyone is staying warm. I'm enjoying my slippers, fuzzy robe, and homemade espresso ;-)

6 comments:

Chatty Girl said...

Yes, I live in Georgia (US) and it's so cold, never been this cold here as long as I lived. It's fun but as you say "Stupid Cold" :)

Stephanie said...

I'm from the north so our extremely cold temps aren't really too much of a change...but you guys. OMG! I can't even imagine!!

kys said...

It's unusually cold here, too. My mom lives in FL and she is about to turn to an ice sculpture. She is going around wearing 3 pairs of socks.

Kristen Painter said...

Stupid cold is a good description. Ugh! I hate this weather!

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Life Laugh Latte said...

Wearing my slippers right now and thinking of you...of course we think it is cold at a chilling 50 outside. Got in a quick jacuzzi with the kids before bed. Also, love your resolutions in your last post. Fun to read what other awesome women are thinking about in the New Year. It has been awhile since our last visit. Great coming by today. Holly