Stilettos and Ink

The Next Round...

2012-01-01T18:20:00.000-05:00

It's the first day of the new year and I'm a little saddened that it's over. Christmas, that is. I am sitting in my office / dining room looking around at the emptiness. Just a few hours ago it was full of Christmas warmth. The trees, yes multiple trees, are slowly being undecorated. Nothing left but the lights. A stack of bins sit near the garage door waiting to be stuffed back in the attic.

There's only one Christmas item that stays out all year. It started as a Christmas explosion one year before I had our second son. A neat little wire reindeer was placed on the kitchen plant shelf above the island and forgotten. At a mid-summer gathering a friend noticed it up there and we laughed. Again a few months later it was brought up in conversation. Then finally Christmas came around and we liked not having to climb up on a chair or ladder to get it. So we left it. Our Christmas Year Round Reindeer has been a part of our everyday lives for five years and counting.

This year started off in the wee morning hours with friends and a hilarious game of Catch Phrase, a few hours sleep with a morning cup of Cappuccino (Large!), a stroll through the gun show with a few toys brought home, then an afternoon of cleaning and re-organizing.

Not a bad to start the next round. A tall glass of wine is now calling my name. Cheers and Happy New Year!

No Peeking!

2011-12-02T10:46:00.000-05:00

I have a blast Christmas shopping for the boys. Even amongst the chaos and crowds, when I find that awesome gift for one of them it makes it worth it. The hard part is when I get that awesome gift home and can't find a place to hide it!

With Bammers' birthday just before Christmas I have double duty of hide and "remember where the hell I put them". The trouble with birthday Bam is that he's four this year and catching on to the hiding spots. Boys are so sneaky!

I tried the attic for some, but my oldest has been up and down from there helping us with Christmas decorations.

I tried hiding some under our bed...Fat Dougie wasn't too happy with the bag handle and pulled it out.

I tried hiding a couple in one of the NEVER USED CABINETS on the ginormous entertainment center. Wouldn't you know, hubs needed a cable--some random object--that happened to be in there.

So I've taken another rout this year. I'm hiding them in plain sight! Two gifts have been sitting out in the house for over a week now and the giftee has no clue! For our teenager I'm pretty sure I can hide his on his bedroom floor since you never see it anyway. I'm also thinking of hiding some in the dishwasher and behind the canned food and dry rice in the pantry. NONE of the fellas in this house would ever look there!

And let's face it, if all else fails I'll just put them in the closet and stick this happy little guy in front of the door:

Happy Holiday Gift Hiding!

Sh*t my dogs have ruined

2011-11-28T11:14:00.001-05:00

Sunday, November 27, 2011. It's roughly noon. I walk into my living room where our 9ft pre-lit Christmas tree was suppose to be sitting in its box...only to find a shredded box and pieces of the lights from the bottom of the tree. One limb hung out from what was left of the box with two exposed wires.

I was done. That was the last straw in a HUGE pile of straws. That moment started my tirade of accounting for each and every item, moment, etc. my dogs have ruined. The list gets long quick, so I highlighted a few that are still in need of repair or replacement:

My patio furniture
My gray pair of flip flops: the left one
The wall in the dining room
Leggos: marvel comics
My second gray pair of flip flops: the left one
The wall in the front entrance
Hubs recliner
My black pair of flip flops: the left one
Our couches
Leggos: aliens
My purple pair of flip flops: the right one
More leggos
The front bedpost on my NEW bedroom set
My third gray pair of flip flops: the left one
Hubs laptop power cable: twice
My sunglasses...three pair
The blackberry tree: before it even got planted
My brown pair of flip flops: the left one
The planters/plants on my patio...eaten
Bam's pool toys...pop, pop, pop
My running shoes
Hubs running shoes, work boots, and Crocs
Hubs belt (sorry hon, forgot to tell you about that one)
Squirrel---can't replace that one.
Baby moles
Wood floors
Any carpet/rug I attempt to put down in the living room
Workout weights

That list is just a glimpse of the past 24 months. If I go back any further I might end up running away with the few things we still have intact. The puppies are all to good homes now, including our last little straggler, Hiccup. He's living it up on the beach, running and shopping for toys today...I knew I made the wrong choice by sending him instead of myself!

Douglas is fat and happy being the baby again. A little drooling on Hubs pillow this morning shows he is de-stressing after all the chaos of keeping up with the puppies and not eating them when he had the chance. They got big quick.

Nixon is and will forever be the most awesome of them all. He's my golden baby that just wants to run and loves lounging afterwards. As long as he gets a treat and a comfy spot on the couch he doesn't have a care in the world.

Between the four-legged furbabies or our boys in their latest growing pains, sh*t will get ruined in this house.

Here's a few pictures that capture the moment:

And so it begins...

2011-11-25T10:04:00.000-05:00

The day after Thanksgiving. To some, a day of fighting the crowds and finding the best parking space. To others, a day of dread as they are the ones who have to work and put up with the crowds.

Are the sales worth it? The lack of sleep, sudden loss of large amounts of money, rubbing elbows with people who haven't showered in days from standing in line hoping to get in first? Is it worth the $499.00 52" flat screen that will be outdated in a couple of years anyway? Or the latest and greatest Elmo animated doll that does what--laughs, rolls, dances, sings? Frankly, they should make that thing able to do chores around the house and help out, then I'll pay the fortune it costs to buy. A robot vacuum is more exciting.

My favorite way to spend the early morning of Black Friday is with a hot cup of coffee, my laptop, and quiet house. I got just that this morning. Hubs and Peanut are still asleep, the dogs snuggled up beside them, and Bammers is chilling on the couch watching Scooby Doo cartoons. I'm enjoying my cup of home brewed Dunkin Donuts coffee with a side of leftover Mississippi Mud Pie.

My Christmas shopping? Online. My budget? Thankfully cheap this year with the ever changing "must haves" of a 13 year old boy who has all the gadgets, now just wants the accessories; a soon-to-be 4 year old who gets overwhelmed two weeks before Christmas with his birthday, so the "less is more" theme works Christmas morning.

All you die hard Black Friday shoppers have one less person to contend with for that Must-Have-Item this year. Good luck on getting the best deals and GOD BLESS, for the Christmas season has officially began.

A Little Giving of Thanks

2011-11-24T00:09:00.003-05:00

All my loved ones and millions around the Nation are celebrating Thanksgiving. For the past few weeks friends and family have posted thier #days of Thanks on social networking sites, blogs and news groups have started butting in with Christmas shopping on Black Friday, and schools have let out for the week/few days to observe the holiday--leaving parents who don't get off rushing to find childcare or drag thier kids with them on the mad rush to get the best shopping deals.

I have mixed feelings with Thanksgiving. A little history lesson of how the day came about is redundant as no one wants to hear of the carnage and chaos that occurred between new settlers and the Native Americans. What people want to hear is how thankful you are for what you have. Well...here goes:

I'm thankful to have a rich culture of Native American and Irish from my mother's side, and Lord only knows what on my father's side. Family has hinted at coonass, but I refuse to be the lone child born in cajun country to admit it! (Bran and T.J. tried to convince me I was adopted from a banjo family in the swamps--I have all my teeth and more sass so I know better).

I'm thankful for my husband, though we have little time together and usually talk best through text, supports and loves me for the workaholic I am.

I'm thankful for the giant teenager that calls me mom and I call 'Peanut' though he towers over my 5'10" frame.

I'm thanful for the minature replica of the tasmanian devil known as Bam that also calls me mom and reminds me how precious every ounce of the day with him and my Peanut is.

I'm thankful for the four-legged furbabies I call '#$%*&', '#$&%' and '^&$*&#' on a daily basis for eating something of mine or leaving a leggo mess of puke on my wood floors.

I'm thankful for my family and friends who seem to pick up where we left off even after years of being apart.

I'm thankful for my job that allows me to serve my community---no sarcasm, I really love my job and am damn lucky to have one.

I'm am humbled and honored for the service members that sacrifice miles, months/years, and a lot of memories with loved ones to protect my freedoms.

I'm thankful for my sorrows that make my joys so much better.

I'm thankful for my hard times that make my easy ones that much easier.

I'm thankful for my mistakes because they remind me to learn something new every day.

I am so very thankful for the amazing life I have been blessed with.

And a big thanks to those who read this and are thankful to be able to READ!

Happy 236th Birthday Marines!

2011-11-10T09:29:00.000-05:00

Captain Samuel Nicholas formed two battalions of Continental Marines on 10 November 1775 in Philadelphia as naval infantry.

Our Mission:

The United States Marine Corps serves as an expeditionary force-in-readiness. As outlined in 10 U.S.C. § 5063 and as originally introduced under the National Security Act of 1947, it has three primary areas of responsibility:

The seizure or defense of advanced naval bases and other land operations to support naval campaigns;
The development of tactics, technique, and equipment used by amphibious landing forces in coordination with the Army and Air Force; and
Such other duties as the President may direct.

This last clause, while seemingly redundant given the President's position as Commander-in-chief, is a codification of the expeditionary duties of the Marine Corps. It derives from similar language in the Congressional acts "For the Better Organization of the Marine Corps" of 1834, and "Establishing and Organizing a Marine Corps" of 1798. In 1951, the House of Representatives' Armed Services Committee called the clause "one of the most important statutory — and traditional — functions of the Marine Corps." It noted that the corps has more often than not performed actions of a non-naval nature, including its famous actions in Tripoli, the War of 1812, Chapultepec, and numerous counter-insurgency and occupational duties (such as those in Central America), World War I, and the Korean War. While these actions are not accurately described as support of naval campaigns nor as amphibious warfare, their common thread is that they are of an expeditionary nature, using the mobility of the Navy to provide timely intervention in foreign affairs on behalf of American interests.

In addition to its primary duties, the Marine Corps has missions in direct support of the White House and the State Department. The Marine Band, dubbed the "President's Own" by Thomas Jefferson, provides music for state functions at the White House. Marines guard presidential retreats, including Camp David, and the Marines of the Executive Flight Detachment of HMX-1 provide helicopter transport to the President and Vice President, using the call signs "Marine One" and "Marine Two" respectively. By authority of the 1946 Foreign Service Act, the Marine Security Guards of the Marine Embassy Security Command provide security for American embassies, legations, and consulates at more than 140 posts worldwide.

Our Culture:

As in any military organization, the official and unofficial traditions of the Marine Corps serve to reinforce camaraderie and set the service apart from others. The Corps' embrace of its rich culture and history is cited as a reason for its high esprit de corps.

The Marines' Hymn dates back to the 19th century and is the oldest official song in the United States armed forces.
The Marine motto Semper Fidelis means always faithful in Latin, often appearing as Semper Fi; also the name of the official march of the Corps, composed by John Phillip Sousa. The mottos "Fortitudine" (With Fortitude); By Sea and by Land, a translation of the Royal Marines' Per Mare, Per Terram; and To the Shores of Tripoli were used until 1868.
The Marine Corps emblem is the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor, sometimes abbreviated "EGA", adopted in 1868.
The Marine Corps seal includes the emblem, also is found on the flag of the United States Marine Corps, and establishes scarlet and gold as the official colors.
Two styles of swords are worn by Marines: the officers' Mameluke Sword, similar to the Persian shamshir presented to Lt. Presley O'Bannon after the Battle of Derna, and the Marine NCO sword.
The Marine Corps Birthday is celebrated every year on 10 November in a cake-cutting ceremony where the first slice of cake is given to the oldest Marine present, who in turn hands it off to the youngest Marine present. The celebration includes a reading of Marine Corps Order 47, Commandant Lejeune's Birthday Message.
Close Order Drill is heavily emphasized early on in a Marine's initial training, incorporated into most formal events, and is used to teach discipline by instilling habits of precision and automatic response to orders, increase the confidence of junior officers and noncommissioned officers through the exercise of command and give Marines an opportunity to handle individual weapons.
An important part of the Marine Corps culture is the traditional seafaring naval terminology derived from its history with the Navy.

Our Nicknames:

Devil Dog: The term "Devil Dog" has its origins at Belleau Wood. It was in a dispatch from the German front lines to their higher headquarters explaining the current battle conditions that described the fighting abilities of the new, fresh Americans as fighting like "Teufel Hunden" or "Hounds from Hell.
Leatherneck: Tthe term "Leatherneck" was derived from a leather stock once worn around the neck by both American and British Marines; used as a fashion to help military bearing by keeping the chin up and also by protecting the neck from sword blows.
Jarhead: The term Jarhead was derived from the regulation "high and tight" haircut.

Our Motto:

Adapt and Overcome.

I am humbled and honored by my service in the Marine Corps. Today I celebrate with the few, the proud. Happy Birthday, Marines!

Know-vember to Remember

2011-11-04T03:13:00.000-04:00

There are numerous reasons to be thankful. The whole month of November leads up to just that, Thanksgiving. Considering the education level of my readers I feel comfortable in assuming everyone knows the basic history of Thanksgiving. You know, the Pilgrims and Indians sitting down for a feast to give thanks that the Indians didn't scalp them when they should have? So I'm a little off on the details. The point of this post isn't about Thanksgiving though. It's about NOVEMBER. What certain days represent in history, events that shaped our future, and some really cool trivia that I am still researching and discovering.

For instance, November retained its name from the Latin novem meaning "nine" when January and February were added to the Roman calendar. November starts on the same day of the week as February in common years, and March every year. November ends on the same day of the week as August every year.

Some "on this day in history" trivia: In 1842 Abraham Lincoln married Mary Todd in Springfield, IL; In 2000 my dear friends, Joe and Ginger, married in Illinois.

On November 4th, 1980: Former Hollywood actor and Republican Ronald Reagan wins the US presidential elections beating Democrat Jimmy Carter with a huge majority. (And on this day in 2008 the current president was elected.)

One of the neat religious facts I found: November 4th is the feast day for St. Charles Borremeo, the patron saint of learning and the arts. Let's eat! er...read?

Stick around for some more KNOW-vember :)

All Saints Day

2011-11-01T23:49:00.001-04:00

All Saints Day is a tradition as old as...well, time. The following is credited to: New Advent Catholic Encyclopedia (and no, I am not Catholic. Just inherently curious about world religions and knowledge it has to offer.)

The vigil of this feast is popularly called "Hallowe'en" or "Halloween". Solemnity celebrated on the first of November. It is instituted to honour all the saints, known and unknown, and, according to Urban IV, to supply any deficiencies in the faithful's celebration of saints' feasts during the year.

In the early days the Christians were accustomed to solemnize the anniversary of a martyr's death for Christ at the place of martyrdom. In the fourth century, neighbouring dioceses began to interchange feasts, to transfer relics, to divide them, and to join in a common feast; as is shown by the invitation of St. Basil of Caesarea (397) to the bishops of the province of Pontus. Frequently groups of martyrs suffered on the same day, which naturally led to a joint commemoration. In the persecution of Diocletian the number of martyrs became so great that a separate day could not be assigned to each. But the Church, feeling that every martyr should be venerated, appointed a common day for all. The first trace of this we find in Antioch on the Sunday after Pentecost. We also find mention of a common day in a sermon of St. Ephrem the Syrian (373), and in the 74th homily of St. John Chrysostom (407).

At first only martyrs and St. John the Baptist were honoured by a special day. Other saints were added gradually, and increased in number when a regular process of canonization was established; still, as early as 411 there is in the Chaldean Calendar a "Commemoratio Confessorum" for the Friday after Easter. In the West Boniface IV, 13 May, 609, or 610, consecrated the Pantheon in Rome to the Blessed Virgin and all the martyrs, ordering an anniversary. Gregory III (731-741) consecrated a chapel in the Basilica of St. Peter to all the saints and fixed the anniversary for 1 November. A basilica of the Apostles already existed in Rome, and its dedication was annually remembered on 1 May. Gregory IV (827-844) extended the celebration on 1 November to the entire Church. The vigil seems to have been held as early as the feast itself. The octave was added by Sixtus IV (1471-84).

**The best part of today is that my beautiful niece was born on it 19 years ago. Happy Birthday "Lyss". May your birthday forever hold as much honor and celebration as the date itself :)

October 31st Costume of the Day: Halloween Finale`

2011-10-31T21:48:00.000-04:00

This year's Costume of Halloween Day iiiiiiiiiiissssss...........

Spider Monkey: Wear a monkey costume with a Spiderman mask or a Spiderman costume with a monkey mask.

Happy Halloween!

October 30th Costume of the Day

2011-10-30T18:48:00.000-04:00

Almost there! Can't believe tomorrow is Halloween. Seems like we just got over Christmas and was wondering what the new year would bring!

Today is a funny tribute to the S**t costumes (i.e. Holy S**t, No S**t, Bull S**t, etc.) Instead of being S**t we will use the ~~terd~~...term, Poo, as in "Poo" Bear. Any of the S**t costumes will do and just add teddy bear ears and a jar of honey.

October 26th-29th Costumes of the Day!

2011-10-30T02:31:00.002-04:00

Playing catch-up! It's been a crazy week and costumes have been the focus of just about everything leading up to this weekend :) Here's the final cut:

October 26th: Mr. "T"ea, Wear a mustache and put a capital T on a shirt, OR throw on the Mohawk/Fauxhawk and carry a cup o'tea.

October 27th: Devil with a Blue Dress (1995 classic), easy peasy! Wear a blue dress...funnier when a guy does it, and throw on some devil horns :)

October 28th: Boxed Wine, Pick your favorite wine label, attach it to a shirt, make a black spot around one eye (for a black eye) and wear boxing gloves.

October 29th: Happy Bunny, you can buy bunny ears pretty much anywhere as well as a t-shirt with a smartass saying on it.

The top two will be posted soon :)

October 25th Costume of the Day

2011-10-25T10:23:00.000-04:00

One of my favorites :)

Fat Tuesday: A play on the Wednesday Adams character with a Mardi Gras twist. Wear a goth outfit with some extra stuffing and don a Mardi Gras mask and beads, jester hat, etc. <---this may be next years project for the Massacre *shhh*

October 21st, 22nd, 23rd and 24th Costumes of the Day

2011-10-24T14:45:00.000-04:00

Sidetracked by work and play I had to post the full weekend for today.

October 21st (Thanks to Jenny) Iron Chef: Wear a chef hat with an apron and carry an iron.

October 22nd (Thanks to Roger & Shell) Dick-tater: Get a potato or Mr. Potato head and string it around your waist to hang...well, you know...

October 23rd Hairy Potter: Wear a hairy costume without the mask and carry a planter or clay pot around.

October 24th Bloody Mary had a Little Lamb: A scary crossover classic, dress in your best blood bath with a ghostly face and drag a mauled looking blood covered stuffed lamb on a chain. Yeah, that's a sweet addition to my Scarytales series :)

Happy Costume Hunting :)

October 20th Costume of the Day

2011-10-21T01:17:00.000-04:00

Invisible Woman: (very easy) buy a sheet of camouflage netting; when people ask what you are dressed as, wrap it around you so they can't see you. If you're a guy dressing this part just add a wig and some lipstick.

October 19th Costume of the Day

2011-10-19T09:17:00.001-04:00

A Lady Gaga tribute...

Poker Face: Draw the four suits on your face (heart, diamond, clubs, spade). To really add to the costume you can pin cards in groups of a full house, four of a kind, flush, etc. to a shirt.

October 18th Costume of the Day

2011-10-17T21:47:00.002-04:00

Not to beat the angel theme to death, but here's another spin on the feathery lovliness.
Earth Angel: Wear an angel costume and on the dress/robe use paint to make a map of the world (It's a 1950's classic by The Penguins in case all you youngins missed the pun!)

October 17th Costume of the Day

2011-10-17T21:28:00.004-04:00

Holy crap it's getting harder and harder to come up with ideas that aren't already costumes you can buy! Here's another one from the original list...

"Arch" Angel: angel costume with golden arches as wings :)

October 16th Costume of the Day

2011-10-16T11:26:00.000-04:00

LOL! Here's a funny classic...

"It puts the lotion on the skin": You can go retro with a tan skin suit (They're all the rage this season with a multitude of colors--hubs has one!) and carry a bottle of lotion.

OR

Joe Dirt style: skin suit, sleeveless plaid button down shirt, a mullet, and lotion.

October 15th Costume of the Day

2011-10-16T11:05:00.000-04:00

For my SIL-ly gal (SIL-Sister in law for you non readers):

Johnny on the Spot: Wear a name tag that says "Johnny", cut out a big black circle from felt or construction paper. When someone asks who you are throw the spot on the floor, stand on it, and say "Johnny on the spot!"

**The picture of Johnny Depp has nothing to do with the costume...he's just a hottie :)

October 14th Costume of the Day

2011-10-14T23:15:00.000-04:00

Pink Eye: Use the white powder makeup to lighten your face, and paint one eye pink.

October 13th Costume of the Day

2011-10-14T22:39:00.001-04:00

Here's one for adults only...

Teddy Bear: Wear a bear costume and put lingerie on over it...get it? Teddy? Oh whatever.

Cops and Caffeine

2011-10-14T11:00:00.000-04:00

I have some friends who wear badges and run towards the chaos. In the midst of the chaos, long hours, weird encounters, and dangerous daily tasks, I asked them, "What's your poison?"

Here's some of the replies:

Fuzzy 1: Mt. Dew. Gotta have the Dew.

Fuzzy 2: Water, gym time, and protein *insert man grunt here*

Fuzzy 3: COFFEE...<---must agree

Fuzzy 4: Sweet tea *I've heard it keeps'em sweet, otherwise they are a bear to work for*

Fuzzy 5: Diet Coke, coffee, Mt. Dew, straight caffeine works too.

Fuzzy 6: Coffee with a Diet Dr. Pepper chaser *wink*

The caffeine crusade continues!

**Just for S&G I asked about the donut diet...I'll save that for another post ;)

October 12th Costume of the Day

2011-10-13T10:16:00.000-04:00

Jail Bait: Another easy original, any convict costume will do and add some bait and tackle :)

October 11th Costume of the Day

2011-10-11T11:57:00.000-04:00

Here's an inexpensive costume ANYONE can pull off:

Leaf Blower: Get a fake leaf, attach it to a string, hang it from a baseball cap just in front of your face...and blow it. LOL!

October 10th Costume of the Day

2011-10-10T01:41:00.000-04:00

Zom-bee: Another twist on a cute classic, wear a bee costume and lather on the blood, guts and gore!

October 8th and 9th Costumes of the Day

2011-10-09T22:19:00.000-04:00

I'm late posting the costumes, blah blah blah. Been a yucky weekend here in the "Raining cats and dogs, flooding like a banshee, wind blowing harder than a hooker for rent money" state. This torrential downpour needs to stop. It's cramping my blogging.

Here's yesterdays costume of the day:

Dingos ate your baby!: Dog costume with a baby attached :)

And here's today's costume of the day:

Rainbow Bright: Your traditional childhood fave but with a twist. Add horn rimmed glasses and some Physics books :)

On to tomorrow!

October 7th Costume of the Day

2011-10-07T23:20:00.000-04:00

Milk Maid: Wear a cow costume (utters for full effect) with a french maid outfit over it.

October 6th Costume of the Day

2011-10-06T23:42:00.002-04:00

Bed of Roses: Wrap up in a sheet, attach a small pillow and a ton of roses to it. Easy peasy.

October 5th Costume of the Day

2011-10-05T23:41:00.000-04:00

Redheaded Step-child: wear a red wig, plastic step stool to carry/hang, and a pacifier.

October 4th Costume of the Day

2011-10-04T10:53:00.002-04:00

Goldie Locks: wear all black, get the little gold locks and hang all over the outfit; a blond wig may help with hinting at what you are dressed as.

October 3rd Costume of the Day

2011-10-03T11:42:00.000-04:00

Teepee'd: Wear a Native American headdress with warpaint and wrap yourself in toilet paper. What? It's original!

Halloween Countdown!

2011-10-02T21:45:00.002-04:00

It's beginning to look a lot like the Nightmare Before Christmas! I love this time of year when the smell of pumpkin spice lattes wake me in the morning. Yeah, it doesn't take much more than a strong cup of coffee to get me excited, however, there is a certain thrill to this time of year. Halloween is the kickoff holiday for end of the year festivities.

What makes it more exciting than the candy, the decorations, the trick-or-treating and parties?! Why, the COSTUMES of course! I'm a sucker for an original costume idea and for three years in a row in some form of social media I have posted a list. This year I am going to do things a little differently. Instead of posting the 20+ costume ideas I am going to add a new idea each day to count down to Halloween. Since today is already October 2nd here are the first two:

English Muffin: Wear a size too small jeans so you have a muffin top, get a plain t-shirt and use a paint pen to color a British flag on it, and talk with a British accent.
Afro-American: A classic (and once worn by moi), wear an Indian outfit with an afro.

This will be a good for all of my readers to share this post and have everyone send costume ideas that I will add each day. Sadly, no costume will ever beat THE MAGIC 8 BALL:

Just sayin...

Things My Toddler Teaches Me: Pumpkin Wax and Wood Floors

2011-09-12T14:31:00.000-04:00

To know me is to know my life never slows down, my house never goes completely quiet, and my boys NEVER stop teaching me how to raise them.

The latest lesson begins with a pumpkin spice candle and my wood floors. In the spirit of fall and the fast approaching festivities of the holidays I grabbed some yummy smelling candles for the house. My favorite being pumpkin spice, there were two large glass jar candles and three mini ones. They were burning for a good half hour to an hour so the top layer of wax had liquefied.

I soon discovered just how tall our three-year-old had gotten. The candles were sitting on the kitchen bar which is over 4 feet tall. His lanky arm reached up and grabbed one of the mini glass jars then dropped it onto the wood floor in the living room when he realized it was HOT.

In true Bam fashion he bolted from the scene of the crime screaming "Sorry!" Hubs tried to wipe it up, but as most of us know hot wax and paper towels are not a good combination. It splattered all over the walls too.

Let it cool. I let it sit overnight, driving Hubs' OCD into overdrive. After I dropped Bam off at daycare, where he could do the least damage, I swung by my favorite coffee shop for a Pumpkin Spice Latte. Sipping on the yummy goodness, I grabbed a spoon, a broom, and the dust pan.

Thirty minutes of scraping and sweeping got the majority of the wax off of the wood floor, but there was still a waxy film. What to do, what to use? Magic Eraser.

Now there's the problem of scraping the wax off of the semi-gloss painted walls. The spoon was too harsh, leaving silver scrape marks, the magic eraser wasn't able to penetrate the wax nor get rid of the spoon marks. My only alternative (or just an excuse), PAINT.

Guess what color I picked? NOT PUMPKIN ORANGE!

The Spider Chronicles...or a funny story at least

2011-09-01T01:42:00.002-04:00

It was late, kids were getting settled for bed, and Hubs and I were picking up the remnants of the daily mess. All of a sudden we hear, "Aughhhhhhh!" Bam screamed as he bolted through he metal baby gate to his room and ran down the hallway. The gate clinked back and forth until it came to a rest. Bam stood in his superhero pose, staring down the hallway to his room.

"What is it, sweetie!?" I asked as I ran to his rescue. Hubs came running in from the garage with an armful of blankets from the dryer.

"It's a HUGE spider!" Bam yelled in his exasperated three-year-old voice. "It's freakin huge and on my wall, come see!!"

A lot less excited than Bam, Hubs and I peered into his room with all eyes on the walls. Nothing.

"Bam, where did you see it?" Hubs asked.

Bam pushed his way into the room and pointed to the baseboard behind his table and plastic bin. "There!"

Sure enough, a medium-sized brown housekeeper spider sat perched on the baseboard...staring at us. Hubs asked for the Raid. I run out of the room to the kitchen to get it. Apparently I wasn't obvious in my response that I would get it by saying, "I'll get it". Next thing I hear is Hubs coming out of the room telling Bam, "Stay there and watch it! Don't let it out of your sight. I'll be right back." (Really?! He's 3 for crying out loud!)

I grabbed the Raid and tossed it to Hubs. He's now armed with potpourri smelling bug killer and a hand full of paper towels. A safer alternative to hairspray and a lighter...maybe. I get back to the room to see hubs chasing the now highly mobile spider scurrying across the wall behind Bam's bed. Hubs left a trail of potpourri Raid running down the wall, all the while MISSING the spider. Paper towels still in hand he pulls the bed out to see the spider perched on the baseboard again...staring at us.

Round Two. Hubs attacks with the potpourri Raid again. "I GOT HIM!" Hubs yelled with a victory smile.

"No you didn't!" I hummed back sarcastically when the spider flexed, shook off the potpourri Raid, and scurried out of sight.

"Dammit! Where did he go?!"

Round Three. Bam is sitting in my lap by the door as we watch the events unfold. I'm tempted to pop some popcorn at this point, but afraid I'll miss the confrontation between Hubs and spider. Just then Bam points and says, "He's on the wall! There he is! Save me, Daddy!!" Sure enough we look up and the spider is poised in the corner of the wall above the couch next to Bam's bed.

I am staged with a shoe just in case, but for some reason couldn't open my mouth to offer it as I watched Hubs 'stealthily' climb on the cushions to try and reach the spider. He abandons the can of potpourri Raid (since it's nothing more than cologne for the damn thing at this point) and with his left hand full of paper towels goes in for the grab. He covers it! But wait...what's that? The spider runs out from underneath, startling hubs to retreat and yell a few expletives before manning up and going after it again.

The spider bows up as Hubs stands on the couch. Paper towels at the ready, spider in the corner by the ceiling, Bam and I are now off to the side by the closet to thwart any attempts of the spider hiding in the toys. Hubs lunges...the spider falters!!...Then the spider escapes his grasp again, scaring the shit out of hubs who loses his balance, falls backwards off of the couch, and rolls into the metal baby gate knocking it open. The dogs (barking frantically at all the yelling an commotion) rush into the chaos causing us to lose sight of the spider that is now somewhere behind or under the couch.

Round Four. Hubs kisses us goodnight and leaves Bam and I to fend for ourselves.

**I'm awake writing as Bammers is crashed on the couch next to me. Somewhere lurking in the darkness is the medium-sized housekeeper plotting his revenge. My only hope is that the potpourri smell will give away his location and we will have a running start!

Boots that BUST!

2011-08-13T01:05:00.001-04:00

It was a hot summer day, the sun shining, cars speeding by and me melting as I prayed for a breeze to cool my last bead of sweat. Standing on hot pavement at the scene of the latest chaos often made me wonder if the soles of my boots would melt. Then it happened.

My boots felt a little weird on the heels, almost as if they were dragging even though I was picking up my feet. I may be a rookie on the beat, but I had worn combat boots for years in the service. The brand, BATES. I wore out a pair in a year easily, but they lasted through 15 mile hikes, climbed waterfalls and ridge lines, jumped out of perfectly good helicopters and KC130's to land on solid ground, and even stepped into chemicals and fluids mankind should never be exposed to. The point? They lasted.

A month ago I had to replace and old pair that lasted approximately 18 months. Nine months worth of training and another nine on the job. They were Magnums, a brand of BATES. Good boots. So I hit Sears as it was the only place open in my dire need of replacement boots. I was happy to see they had BATES though only in men's, I found a pair that fit.

It's been hot out. Upwards of 110 heat index and easily 95 degrees on a cloudy day. The rain, the heat, and on the job treks through God-only-knows what chemicals and fluids apparently got the best of the new boots. They failed me today. After only a month of breaking them in too!

I was thankful I had packed a pair of black Sketchers in my duty bag. They didn't hold up to what I needed on the job so I made a detour later to the Army Navy Supply store and found a pair of 511s. Let's see if they hold up to the hype...and my expectations!

Writing Spider

2011-07-17T20:54:00.002-04:00

The coolest things in nature are sometimes right under our noses. Or in this case, right above our heads. We have a new house guest that hangs out by the pool. My hubs, in his infinite wisdom (and the use of Google), found out that our house guest, once unwelcome, is actually quite the unique little character.

She...yes, she, is a black and yellow garden spider also known as a Writing Spider because of the unique pattern she "writes" in her web.

Even when the afternoon rain knocks down her web she gets right back in her corner, weaves a new one, and "writes". I'm inspired by the simplicity yet hard work of this neat little gal. It's time for me to go back to my corner and start writing :)

Toy Saga Part 2

2011-07-10T13:34:00.000-04:00

Less fortunate...

The Toy Saga: Part 1

2011-07-10T13:31:00.000-04:00

Bam is at the age where his toys are his toys. Sharing is not an option, and giving them away to less fortunate kids...gasp!

"We've been married how many years?"

2011-06-20T16:16:00.000-04:00

Happy "We've been married how many years?" Anniversary to my Hubs. Yeah...I kept him. Here are some quotes and sayings that describe the past umpteen years we've been together and less umpteen years we've been Mr. and Mrs. McLaughlin.

The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.- Isaac Disraeli (I'm a hurricane of fun, let me tell you!)
Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing. - Bible
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.- Joseph Barth (Then we have kids and ruin all the raising.)
The young man who wants to marry happily should pick out a good mother and marry one of her daughters - any one will do.- J. Ogden Armour (Hence the reason my husband loves my mother)
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other, to let her have it.- Lyndon B. Johnson (Tis why I am usually happy)
Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking.- Chinese proverb
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.- Groucho Marx
A woman must be a genius to create a good husband.- Honore de Balzac (I do believe I am the smartest woman alive!)
Matrimony, - the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented.- Heinrich Heine (For every day is an adventure with no set course.)
Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty, and women their happiness.- Bible (If this be the case then I am the richest woman I know.)

I look forward to the words of wisdom you all have to share as well as thoughts and comments on what you think the "secret" to marriage is.

PUBLISHED!

2011-06-11T10:02:00.000-04:00

My article from seed.com was picked up by AOL.jobs and recently published. Check it out: From Corporate Desk to Squad Car

The Extraction

2011-05-23T10:10:00.000-04:00

My lips were numb. Contrary to the average individual I preferred the pain. That at least let me know it was done and over with. The pressure in my jaw started to ease as I sat up. My ear was ringing...or was that my phone? I had set it down just before they knocked me out. Behind me I could hear footsteps. A deep voice, muffled at first, then clear as the door opened said, "It's time."

Unable to say anything coherent with the numbness I turned to see who the voice belonged to. Peering over a doctor's mask were those dark sinister eyes. The same eyes that looked down on me earlier with a pair of pliers and a chisel. I shuddered then took a deep breath. No more pain now besides the healing process.

A young girl walked in behind him wearing pastel scrubs and a smile on her face. I felt a bit more at ease when she handed me a package of gauze and started telling me care instructions. Then the bad news came...no carbonated drinks. My heart sank. How was I to continue my day without a healthy dose of my favorite caffeinated beverage?

I left the office with a numb frown sure to turn into a pout just as soon as the feeling returned to my face. Driving the mile and a half home I passed the usual fast food places, a convenience store, and the donut shop...mmmm, coffee. Wait...COFFEE! Low and behold my caffeine crisis was cured!

Ah, yes. All is right in my world again today :)

A Day In The Life of Hubs: The Spider Crusade

2011-05-23T09:35:00.000-04:00

Hubs from the back door: Hey hon, why don't you come get rid of this spider!

Me: Excuse me?!?!

Hubs (armed with a can of compressed air): I'm gonna blow him away.

Me (armed with my camera): This should be good.

Inspiration

2011-05-12T10:34:00.000-04:00

I was driving Bam to day care this morning and a thought popped into my head that just made me laugh. A friend asked me the other day why I always wear makeup and fix my hair if I am just running to the store, or better yet, for my job since I am in a line of work that requires me to wear a uniform. Not much room for glamour in my day to day routine. I simply replied that this (gesturing to my face) is what I show the world every day. There's no reason not to feel good about myself when I am on the job dealing with the public, or running out to my mailbox and getting stopped by a neighbor. Putting on makeup to hide my aging flaws and fixing my hair so it doesn't look like I just woke up is my way of preparing myself to face the world. It's my war paint.

What made me laugh about it this morning was the radio. Listening to my favorite station the news guy came on and mentioned something about mugshots. A flash of faces that I have seen in mugshots rolled in front of me and I realized that was inspiration enough to always look your best! Imagine your face being plastered on the news or in a newspaper before you walk out the door every day and you too will want to look your best! Another thing I forget to wear sometimes that makes a huge difference...a smile.

So here's my smile for the day :-)

My Latest Creation...

2011-05-02T14:36:00.000-04:00

Here is the latest addition to my online store at http://www.cafepress.com/StilettosandInk:

Southern Is As Southern Does...

2011-03-23T15:51:00.000-04:00

Inspired by true southern gems, today’s blog is a look at what it’s like to be a true Louisianan. Big thanks to G.R.I.T.S. Jamie, Johnette, Melissa, and a few old sayings we carry along with our traditions.

Louisiana girls know:

1. Yes ma’am and sir are part of the daily language, not just manners.

2. ‘Fixin’ dinner is the same as cooking it, just like ‘Fixin’ to go to the store is the same as ‘about to’.

3. Distance is measured in time…it takes forty-five minutes to get to N’awlins, who cares how far it is.

4. It’s not a shopping cart, it’s a BUGGY.

5. You know that if it grows it sticks, and if it crawls or flies it bites.

6. The main spices in your kitchen are Tony’s Chachere’s, Slap Yo Mama, Tabasco, cayenne, crab boil, salt, and black pepper.

7. You didn’t learn until later in life that “When the Saints Go Marching In” is a religious song and NOT about the New Orleans football team.

8. Beignets and chicory are breakfast…any time of the day.

9. You thought Mardi Gras was a national holiday until you traveled out of state.

10. You describe the first cold snap (below 70⁰) as gumbo weather.

11. A carbonated soft drink is not a soda or a pop, it’s a coke…regardless of what flavor; i.e. “What kind of coke do you want?”

12. Bouree' (boo-ray) is not a Cajun food, it’s a popular Cajun card game, sometimes called "Cajun Bridge"

13. Boudin however IS a Cajun food, it’s sausage made with pork and rice

14. Cher (sha) is a term of endearment or "my sweet", not a movie star/singer.

15. Cochon de lait (coo-shon duh lay) is a pig roast…not a coffee.

16. Pirogue (pee-row not Perot) is a Cajun canoe, not some big-eared politician with too much money.

17. Hush Puppies…it’s food not a shoe.

18. A parrish is the same thing as a county, only better.

19. Playin’ opossum didn’t mean you were pretending to be sick, it was a game we played as teenagers out in the woods with 4-wheel drives and spotlights.

20. Lagniappe (lan yap) is an old Creole word for "something extra"…there’s always lagniappe in Louisiana ;-)

Definition and application: Accommodate

2011-03-21T12:16:00.002-04:00

In recent weeks through email, phone calls and face-to-face communications I've learned a valuable lesson. Words are defined one way and applied another in each interaction. Here's an example: Today's word is ACCOMMODATE.

The word 'accommodate' by the Merriam-Webster dictionary.com definition is:

1: to make fit, suitable, or congruous

2: to bring into agreement or concord : reconcile

3: to provide with something desired, needed, or suited (as a helpful service, a loan, or lodgings)

What I have found in communicating via email, it means: "I want it my way or it shouldn't be at all." or "It doesn't fit my personal schedule."

What I have found in communicating via face-to-face, it means: "Oh, I didn't see it/know about it/insert excuse here."

My reply: In my best Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonation, "STOP WHINING!"

That concludes today's lesson in definition and application. Tune in next week for more wisdom from the soap box.

STAR Light, STAR Bright!

2011-03-04T10:04:00.002-05:00

Do you have a passion for writing? Need a boost to get past that one scene, or need help killing off that character who just won't die?

Space CoasT Authors of Romance, RWA Chapter 187, invites you to join us as a guest or as a speaker on the fourth Saturday of each month. As our guest you will have the pleasure of spending the day with a very talented group of authors. As our speaker you will also have the pleasure of spending the day with a very talented group of authors!

If you are looking for a jump start to your writing, or need a nudge of motivation to keep it going, then you need to join us March 26th and see just how fabulous STAR is!

Go to http://www.authorsofromance.com/ to find out more. See you in the STARs!

Chaos, Creation, Completion

2011-02-26T20:28:00.000-05:00

In the midst of chaos creation is conceived. Ideas abound. Stories manifest.

The past few months have certainly been chaotic. The ideas and stories have manifested. However, I am still in the mix of creation. There seems to be a paradox of worlds in my two current WIPs. Yes, I said two. For some reason I have converted back to my horrible habit of writing two completely different manuscripts. One is a paranormal thriller (The Meek), the other is a spicy 'bedtime' story for desperate housewives (Seconds). I love the conflict in each, but find my characters are starting to parallel one another.

In order to keep the momentum going I need to set one of them aside so I can get the other complete. But which one?

In the mean time I look forward to more months of chaos...I do believe I have found my muse :)

Something to write about...

2010-12-27T11:10:00.000-05:00

In the past months of 2010 it has been difficult to find time for blogging, let alone my personal writing. However, I have been blessed with work to keep me abundantly busy. Now that the new year approaches my only resolution is to keep writing. Write as much and as often as I can. That typically consists of late nights into the wee hours of the morning in order to find quiet "me" time. The best part is knowing I have a goal that is within my grasp! Any day now I should be getting news, whether good or bad, on my recent submission of my favorite manuscript. We'll see...in the mean time I have a lot to plot and something to write about ;-)

Happy New Year!

Tree Shopping

2010-11-30T19:22:00.000-05:00

For the past five years or more we have had a very LARGE tree that took hours to fluff and straighten, let alone the hours of adding lights and decorations. This year we are downsizing. Hubs has a prelit 6' in mind. I protested, loudly, and suggested a 9' at the least. It's not easy to go from a gigantic green to a wee twig in one Christmas!

Our dilemma lies in WHERE to buy. I have friends in retail who all tout their favorite store, but nothing beats a good ole fashioned online hunt. I have an idea what I want, but also have a feeling I want what I can't have.

Here's what I want:

And here's what I will likely get:

Ghost Stories

2010-10-17T12:43:00.005-04:00

It's one of my favorite times of year when the weather changes to a crisp cool breeze, the trees drop their green for a shade of orange, red, and...dead. Nothing brings out the spooky like a backdrop of dead grass and trees with a chill in the air and a good ghost story to tell around a fire (well, a fire pit with Smores of course). I've heard stories from friends and acquaintances alike, but nothing gets the chill up the spine like experiencing a ghostly encounter yourself.

I'll share mine with you, but in return I ask that you post your comments in the form of a ghost story too :)

The year was 2002, spring time. I had just returned from active duty and happily settling in to our new home with my hubs and oldest son. The house was built in a new subdivision, barely cleared of trees and brush for all the homes that popped up years later.

Hubs was in the garage building me a bookshelf. I had walked out, closed the door behind me, and as I got halfway through the garage the tape player/radio that was sitting on a shelf by the door flew off and landed in front of me. Had I not ducked when hubs yelled out to me it would have knocked me out. Now you're thinking "well slamming the door closed could cause it to fall"...yes, but it didn't fall and I didn't slam the door. It was well after the door was closed and "falling" outwards 20 feet to land in front of me would take someone or something throwing it.

The follow up incidents to this is what made me want to sell and move. Hubs was asleep in our room across the house, our oldest was asleep down the hall from our office, and I was up working on school work in the office. All of a sudden I hear the living room TV turn on. I walked in thinking hubs had gotten up only to find the remote sitting on the arm of the recliner and no one around. I turned it off, threw the remote on the cushion of the couch and started to walk out. The TV came on again. I turned around, slowly as every horror scene of Poltergeist ran through my head, to see the remote sitting back on the arm of the recliner and the channels change before it shut off again. I slept like a baby that night...nearly wetting myself and crying for my momma!

A couple nights went by and hubs and I were lying in bed watching TV when we saw a very tall figure or shadow of a person walk by our bedroom door. The way our house was set up and the direction the shadow moved was from our front door (our son's room was near the front of the house down the hallway also) through our living room and past our room to the back sliding doors. Neither of us moved. I asked hubs if he saw that and he replied, "nope, I didn't see the tall person walk by our door. " Yeah, we both jumped out of bed and ran to our son's room to check on him before searching the rest of the house. We heard our bulldog (Lou) growling and when we saw him staring down the hallway from our son's room he just laid down and kept growling...

Needless to say we moved.

Here's a link to a pretty cool site that has some urban legends, ghost stories, and superstitions to get you in the Halloween spirit: Urban Legends Online

Annual Costume Ideas: 2010

2010-10-11T21:25:00.004-04:00

Every year I try to put together a list of costumes that stand a chance at being unique for Halloween costume contests. This year is proving to be tough to top my ideas from last year. In case you missed them here is a recap:

Roasted Marshmallow: Big white t-shirt, stuff it with pillows or foam fabric, spray paint brown/black flame marks on it, wear brown tights; you can also use a wooden dowel or real stick to put in the back.
Jail Bait: jail house stripes (dress/shirt & pants) and fish hooks/etc. on a fishing hat.
Calendar Girl: Get a calendar and pin the different months all over a shirt and pants.
English muffin: Wear a size too small jeans so you have a muffin top, get a plain t-shirt and use a paint pen to color a British flag on it, and talk with a British accent. (seriously considering this one!)
Hula Chic: wear a grass skirt and lei with a hula hoop around you
Diet Dr. Pepper: scrubs, face mask, slim fast (any diet bar) pinned to scrubs, chili peppers (necklace/or pinned to scrubs), optional stethoscope (did this one in 2006)
Arch Angel: angel costume with golden arches (McDonald’s anything)
Blackberry: wear all black, use any type of plastic berries (paint them black) and hang on costume or as necklace, use pipe cleaners to make antenna for head.
Redheaded Step-child: red wig, plastic step stool to carry/hang, and a pacifier.
Ying Yang (couples idea): one wears black sheet with white dot painted on it, the other a white sheet with a black dot. (Did this for Bobbie and Erin one year!)
Faux Pas: Any sweatshirt/t-shirt will do, just add fake fur in the shape of a paw (get it, paw/pas…)
Teepee’d: Wrap yourself in toilet paper, add face paint like a Native American and a feather headband for comical accessories.
“Yoga”: dress in yoga gear with a Yoda mask (this was funnier when I first thought of it).
Bed of Roses: pin fake roses to a bed sheet, carry a small pillow or pin it to the sheet also and wrap it around you (also thinking about this one).
Goldie Locks: wear all black, get the little gold locks and hang all over the outfit; a blond wig may help with hinting at what you are dressed as.
Book Worm: use two or three sheets of poster board to fold in half (like a book--be really creative and write on it or paste magazine pages), wear a solid color as to not distract from the 'book', wear big fake reading glasses.
Invisible Woman: (very easy) buy a sheet of cammie netting; when people ask what you are dressed as, wrap it around you so they can't see you.

New ideas will come as I compile the 2010 list. In the mean time add your comments for suggestions or catch some others on my facebook page! Happy Costume Hunting!

Things I've Learned from My Two Year Old...This Week

2010-08-04T10:45:00.007-04:00

As a parent I expect the unexpected with my boys. A ball stuck on the roof, broken vase/glass/or electronic that was an "accident", even a pre-teen meltdown. I've been through it once, what's a second time going to bring that I can't handle, right?

Most people cope well with chaos. It's the mayhem that keeps me on my toes. Mayhem being our two-year old son. He's full of imagination, a total ham, and loves to give hugs and kisses to his momma...and the dogs (the order varies!). Every day I learn something new, and often times have to clean up whatever lesson he left for me.

Here's some of those things:

1.) Spray starch (a whole spray bottle to be exact) makes a wood floor very slippery...until it dries and becomes one of the strongest adhesives known to man.

2.) Potty training consists of standing ON the toilet and aiming...for both #1 and #2.

3.) You can teach a new dog old tricks...with a twist:

4.) Spiderman doesn't "sit" in time out :

5.) When you hear, "Watch me, Mommy!" a first-aid kit should be close by as it usually involves a band aid, splint, or tourniquet afterwards:

6.) The "uh oh" you hear just before the toilet flushes means you're buying someone in the house a new tooth brush or he just gave one of the dogs a swirly.

7.) Handing a two-year old a water hose...is just plain dumb:

I cringe as I write this only because I know the silence in the background is not a good thing unless he's sleeping.

Habits

2010-07-26T18:06:00.003-04:00

"Habit is habit, and not to be thrown out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.- Mark Twain "

As you can see I have made it a habit to neglect my blog. I will try to coax that habit down and my writing back up. I have also coaxed my bad habit of smoking so far down the stairs that I dug a six foot deep hole and buried it under the basement. Yes, it's been four months and nary a craving for one.

What habits do you have (good or bad)?

George Steinbrenner Dies at 80

2010-07-13T11:09:00.000-04:00

George Steinbrenner Dies at 80

2010-07-12T09:59:00.002-04:00

Reading the news of an old friend's good fortune (book getting published [jealous it's not mine] very excited for her) I realized how lacking I have been with my own goal of submitting two manuscripts this year. I'm about finished with the first book in a series. The problem I am having is that I already plotted two others in a new series that just popped into my head this weekend during training.

Don't ask me how the two correlate (training and book ideas of completely different genres), but it all came together rather quickly on the reverse driving we did Saturday. The angel on my shoulder is saying study, the devil is saying grab a Swiss Cake Roll and lounge pool side. Between the two, neither is saying write so I will listen to my gut and finish my study guide then take my laptop pool side instead.

"There are three difficulties in authorship; to write anything worth the publishing, to find honest men to publish it, and to get sensible men to read it. -C.C. Colton"

Happy Monday, bloggers!

Launching A Star Contest

2010-07-06T11:39:00.003-04:00

It's that time of year again! Space Coast Authors of Romance (FL-STAR) have opened it's annual contest, Launching A Star, as of July 1. Follow this link, STAR, to read the rules and regs and get your WIP or completed manuscript entered by midnight September 8th!

Happy writing!

Her Name...

2010-06-21T01:24:00.003-04:00

It's just after midnight on Monday, June 21, 2010. Eight years ago today my wonderful Hubs and I married. We have been together many years, blessed with two sons, two male dogs, a wonderful home and community, loving friends, and an amazing family.

I love my hubs and our boys with all my heart, and adore their quirks and habits that make them "boys". Hubs spoils me more and more every year with fabulous anniversary gifts, and I must say that this year is by far the best! We knew we wanted more than one child. I was so happy to have boys, though often asked if we were going to try for a girl.

I felt lonely being the only female in the house. Always outnumbered and way too much testosterone. So after a loooooong Fathers Day of priming Hubs about it, I finally went and got us our baby girl.

Her name...is Lola:

Lola D. McLaughlin (the "D" stands for Diva). She is called a Mastador which is a Labrador and Mastiff cross breed. At 14 weeks she weighs 25 lbs. Though she should grow to be 90-100 lbs, she will still be my baby girl.

Happy Anniversary, Hubs!

Where's the Beef?

2010-05-17T20:29:00.007-04:00

Juuuuust when we see a silver lining in the constant blows of bad luck--WHAM--we get hit again!

Hubs was in the mood to cook his homemade sauce and meatballs. When he pulled out the chop meat he realized it had gone bad, and instead of just throwing it away, well...see for yourself.

Yep. He put it down the garbage disposal. Apparently there was a leak. The violent thrashing from the blades and pressure from the water spewed it all over the inside of the cabinets. Not only did it seep out onto the floor, but it also embedded chunks of meat into just about every spray bottle, cleaning agent, and garbage bag stored underneath. *shudder, cringe, gag*

Upon closer inspection we found that there wasn't so much a leak as there was a dime sized hole where the rancid meat, and God only knows what else over time, escaped.

One trip to HD coming up. Pulling out of our driveway we see this:

Ha! At this point we have to laugh. A half hour or less after getting the broken garbage disposal replaced we end up eating out. Where's the beef? Who needs it when we've got Boston Market.

40 Days...and 40 Nights

2010-05-17T20:08:00.003-04:00

Funny that today, the 40th day without a cigarette, it rains. It's not on the level of flooding the Earth and ridding the world of evil, but it certainly makes my lungs happy to know I can throw on my running shoes and hit the pavement without dreading every breath.

With the chaos of the past couple months, there were numerous excuses that rationalized having one. I didn't. I'm glad I didn't. Now I can focus on getting faster and stronger so I can reach my personal goal of beating my Marine Corps run time from 1997--ooof!

Now if you will excuse me I have to go curb my hubby's foul language (before our toddler starts saying it) as he rips the garbage disposal out from under the sink while covered in raw chop meat...oh yes, that blog will soon follow!

Day 21...

2010-04-28T11:44:00.003-04:00

No dead bodies, no physical harm to idiots who try my patience throughout the daily errands, and no "unreasonable" tongue lashings to stupid drivers...that does not include the involuntary act of flipping the bird. I think that action is connected to another bad habit entirely.

So I've made it three weeks. Doesn't seem like a big deal since I once hit the two year mark before going back to the habit. Only time will tell if I really have the self-discipline everyone else thinks I have to keep away from the ever so enticing nicotine. Most people have a smoke after a big meal or with a big cup of coffee, but mine stemmed from boredom.

Right now I am blessed to have little boredom in my life. With the insurmountable studying that will continue for the next 7 months, an active toddler who lives up to his name...every second of the day, a pubescent pre-teen with an agenda of his own that hubs and I are expected to keep up with, and the daily fun of errands, job searches, and dirty diapers, I'd say I have a lot to keep me busy.

Still...one cigarette could calm my nerves, make me breath that deeeeeeep dragon breath, and exhale a cloud of nicotine induced happiness just like that. But alas, I will suppress that desire and head to the fridge for another water and maybe a block of cheese for lunch. PFFFLT! Day 21 with more to come.

Day 12

2010-04-19T13:13:00.004-04:00

You know that feeling you get when you want to extend your arm, fold your hand into a fist and slooooowly lift your middle finger at the jackhat that quickly stepped in front of you in line at the grocery store?

Oh wait, what about when you are standing in said line and the same jackhat engages the cashier in conversation about his medical procedure that he has to have done, therefore taking away her attention from her job and slowing the check out process while you are PATIENTLY waiting with your two-year old that thinks he's Spider Man shooting his web at the candy and chips and climbing in and out of the cart onto the conveyor belt...

Did I mention this is day 12 of me not smoking?

The amount of studying I have to do with my current academics is what's keeping me sane. Sound crazy? Perhaps to some, but to me it's like my writing. I can hide between the pages, losing myself in the words, finding an oasis of knowledge that makes sense to me. Just as I write new worlds, and characters, and events, I can read the reality that we have at our fingertips but rarely bother with--the constitution, our state statutes, and what our rights really consist of.

I know, it sounds boring and mundane. However it keeps me from extending my fist and flipping the bird at jackhats as well as duct taping my mini-Spider Man to the grocery cart while I shop. Let's see if I can make the next 18 days with this same logic ;-)

They say a bad habit takes 28 days, but I disagree. I know day 30 will make the action of reaching for a lighter and cigarette less appealing than confronting what drives me to smoke in the first place.

Day Six

2010-04-13T11:46:00.003-04:00

It has been six days since I stopped smoking.

After this past Saturday I realized my body hates me. The youthful stamina I thought I could pull off in my physical assessment failed to show. My enthusiasm was there, but my endurance ran to the sidelines to puke while I kept going the course.

After what I thought was a tough morning, I was quickly brought back to my days in boot camp where you never know what will happen. I sure as hell didn't expect the afternoon "nature walk", and my body sure as hell didn't expect the two days of pain that followed. My lungs burned and yearned for a puff of nicotine, but I didn't give in to the pain. I'm thankful for it. It was a very good reminder that I'm not getting any younger. Also a good reminder that I still have a chance to get my butt back in shape and keep it that way before it's too late.

Consider the options; I quit and get my butt back in shape, or I keep smoking and struggle-physically-through the academy and have to quit anyway if I want a job in a good department. Most of the departments in my county have implemented the no smoking rule (or will by the time I graduate).

I know the effects it has and can potentially have on my body. I see the immediate damage it has caused since undergoing a vigorous workout on top of the required physical training for the academy. I have a goal. I want to reach that goal. In order to do so I have to make it to day 30 without a hitch. One month. What can you do in one month that can match my quitting smoking?

I can't disclose much about my training over the next months/weeks/days, but I will keep you posted on my no smoking/get my butt back in shape goal.

What's the difference?

2010-02-25T08:33:00.004-05:00

We've all heard the phrases 'stuck in a rut' or 'finding my niche', and let's not forget 'getting your groove back'. Most of us have used these phrases, but what's the real difference between a rut, a niche, and a groove? The defintions are similar, but what I see that makes them different is how they are used in a sentence.

Check this out: (Dictionary.com)

RUT: noun, verb,rut·ted, rut·ting.
–noun
1. a furrow or track in the ground, esp. one made by the passage of a vehicle or vehicles.
2. any furrow, groove, etc.
3. a fixed or established mode of procedure or course of life, usually dull or unpromising: to fall into a rut.

*according to #2 a rut and a groove are the same thing...(according to the rest of the definition there are also mating deer involved).

NICHE: noun, adjective, verb,niched, nich·ing.
–noun
1. an ornamental recess in a wall or the like, usually semicircular in plan and arched, as for a statue or other decorative object.
2. a place or position suitable or appropriate for a person or thing: to find one's niche in the business world.
3. a distinct segment of a market.
4. Ecology. the position or function of an organism in a community of plants and animals.

GROOVE: noun, verb,grooved, groov·ing.
–noun
1. a long, narrow cut or indentation in a surface, as the cut in a board to receive the tongue of another board (tongue-and-groove joint), a furrow, or a natural indentation on an organism.
2. the track or channel of a phonograph record for the needle or stylus.
3. a fixed routine: to get into a groove.
4. Printing. the furrow at the bottom of a piece of type.
5. Slang. an enjoyable time or experience.

*Yeah...sounds like a rut.

A recess in a wall, a track or furrow, it's all basically a rut, a niche, or a groove. So next time you are stuck in a rut just remember that it's really no different than finding your niche and getting your groove back.

Blog-ish

2010-02-17T21:03:00.002-05:00

I've been a bad blogger. My once a week (sometimes twice) routine of posting to the blogosphere has fallen severely short. Why? (Whether you ask or not) Because I've been reading all of my 'to read' books that I haven't, until now, had the time.

Here's three that I've finished since the first week from 2010 hell:

I, Alex Cross by James Patterson
Divine Misdemeanors by Laurell K. Hamilton
Fallen by Lauren Kate

My current re-read is Stephen King's Stephen King on Writing. His fundamentals (mechanics) about writing have basically put it in black and white...okay, literally put it in black and white for me.

Two years ago when I became a member of STAR I knew little to nothing about writing other than what I wrote. No clue. None. Now I have a pretty good idea what I'm writing and why I write it. I actually had a conversation with one of my main characters in a dream about where the plot needs to twist in my current WIP. One of the tips fellow members gave was to read different genres that I was interested in, even while writing. It keeps my mind busy during down time, but keeps my writing fresh as I continue with my daily goal.

Not to mention my love for curling up with a bag of Milanos, a cup of hot espresso, and a good book on an unseasonably cold day in the Sunshine state ;-)

Bucket List

2010-01-27T11:51:00.002-05:00

I've been busy working on my bucket list while I have the time. Look to the right of this post and guess which one I'm busy with right now?

Let's just say I'm NOT screaming 'Geronimo' or 'yeeha' this week. But I am closing the gap on the whole tank driving thing, and my word count is sure to beat last year's ;-)

The good thing about bucket lists is that you have your whole life to complete them. What's on yours?

For Marla

2010-01-18T10:40:00.004-05:00

Today I would like to put a spotlight on an amazing young woman. I first met Marla in high school. Always the bubbly personality that smiled at you in the morning, Marla never put her self before others. She's a giver. Her hands and heart work for Christ.

This month she embarks on a journey that will transform her. Hiding behind the bubbly smile is a woman who faces a struggle, physically and emotionally. Her blog Off the Couch On the Journey will take us with her as she finds time to post about her experience while attending the Biggest Loser Resort at Fitness Ridge.

I know her heart is stronger than her doubt, and she will accomplish great things during this journey. My best wishes to you, Marla. May God be your guide as you have guided others to him.

Not Just Cold...

2010-01-09T10:00:00.003-05:00

It's not just cold outside here in CFL...no, it's STUPID COLD! The chance of snow flurries last night should have been an indication that I would need more than a sports bra, workout pants, and my fuzzy slipper boots to step foot in my garage this morning. I was going out with good intentions to slip on my running shoes and pull my sweatshirt out of the dryer, but my slippers were warmer and the dryer was cold. PFFFLT.

Global warming my a$$. I think it's just a ploy for scientists to divert our attention from some other global catastrophe they can't quite explain so the feed us this crap because they can snap pictures of melting ice caps and penguins with fruity drinks and umbrellas.

From my understanding, as the earth spins on its axis it is also gradually turning upside down. Little by little Australia will no longer be on the bottom of the visual globe. We'll be side ways (not in my lifetime) then upside down (not in my children's lifetime). It's likely the same result as Mars. After all, "they" (the smart guys) say we are also inching closer to the sun.

Here's a theory: if the planets follow the same pattern of rotating, spinning, and flipping, then eventually they all get sucked into the sun--devoured--as new planets are formed and fall into orbit. At some point in the orbit life (humans or non) is sustainable, creating a new Earth. It's a never ending cycle. I know, crazy theory, but it makes more sense than the crap the smart guys try to feed us. Perhaps our man made journey into space is typical from previously devoured planets and that is how life is formed on the newer planets. See? It's feasible. Wow, I think I have a plot for good Sci Fi story!

I'm not sure how I went from it being STUPID COLD to writing in a new genre, but you get the picture at how random this day is going to be. I hope everyone is staying warm. I'm enjoying my slippers, fuzzy robe, and homemade espresso ;-)

I resolve to...

2010-01-03T22:23:00.003-05:00

It's a new year. My outlook for 2010 is pretty much the same as it was this time last year...with one exception.

I WILL WRITE EVERY DAY.

That's my first and foremost resolution. The rest are:

Not only will I write everyday, but I will write a minimum of an hour everyday. This is to make sure my writing time becomes part of my daily routine. A block of time set aside with NO KIDS, DOGS, or HUBS. I love you boys, but mamma's gotta get her ink on ;-)
No more Dunkin Donuts...Hubs bought me a new espresso/cappuccino maker that rivals the little bistro in Portugal where I fell in love with dark cup of sin in the first place. I vow to not only learn how to use it, but to use it often.
Go golfing with hubs at least once a month; and that does not include Wii PGA Tour 10. He's already upset that my golfer is better than his.
NO DIETS! I refuse to "diet" this year. The cost of food and gym memberships isn't worth the roller coaster of emotions trying to fit back in my size 8's. My phat ass is quite sexy in my 12's and as long as I get my normal ration of chocolate I'll be fine.
Work out. No diet doesn't mean kill myself running everyday, but I still need to maintain a healthy heart. Heart disease is the number one killer of women my age so I resolve to work out at least three times a week. Not to mention I should be using that blasted Gazelle hubs bought me for Christmas. PFFFLT.
Make it to Nationals. I'm the newly elected VP for our writing chapter; it seems fitting to go this year. Yeah...we'll see how this pans out with work, school, the academy, and of course my boys!
Submit, submit, submit. I want to get four submitted this year, along with at least three contests. There's no other way to know if you're good enough unless you put yourself out there.
Wear heels. I'm a flip flop chic with a fetish for shoes that I never wear. This year I resolve to wear heels at least once a week.
Be confrontational. I usually avoid confrontation for the sake of keeping the peace, but this past year has proven that I let people, especially my job, take advantage of me when I should have stood up for myself. Guess what 'people'? I now have a pair, and I'm going to reach down and grab them every time you try to push me down. *whhhhiiiiichaaaaa*
Last, and by far the least, I'm going to smile. Not all the time, just every so often. Just enough to make people paranoid at what I may or may not know, may or may not do.

Those are my 10 resolutions, all feasible.

*My muse is currently playing hide and seek so this will count for my writing today.

Not To Court-martial!

2009-12-30T11:02:00.003-05:00

A follow up article, though minuscule and hidden, to the court-martial of pregnant soldier's in combat debate came after a backlash of criticism about the policy issued by Maj. Gen. Anthony Cucolo. Needless to say, his old corps ideas were squashed, undoubtedly due to the increasing numbers of women in the ranks. My solution to the 'increasing problem' of pregnant soldiers in combat can be found here.

What's your view?

Christmas in the Country

2009-12-22T10:19:00.003-05:00

We're packed and ready, waiting on Fed-Ex to deliver that one last item so we can go. This year we are heading to the country, the bayou country! Christmas in the south may not be white, but it's cold and wet all the same. We are looking forward to bundling up and having some fun, then coming home to the Florida sun ;-)

I'm wishing all of you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Be safe in your travels and enjoy your loved ones.

Merry Christmas!

To Court-Martial, Or Not To Court-Martial

2009-12-19T10:02:00.005-05:00

WOW! What's your opinion on this? Pregnant Soldiers Could Face Court-Martial

I think court-martial is a bit harsh. Given the limited duty pregnant soldiers are put on I would say add the amount of time of pregnancy and maternity leave to the end of their service requirements; therefore extending their active duty time to "pay back" the time missed during combat. It's a contract flaw on the military as far as I am concerned. If they put this in from the get go then there will be less individuals to worry about.

Yes, at that point in time it leaves the command in combat short handed, but it's no different than if a soldier gets wounded and is unable to perform his/her duties. Either situation leaves the command with limited resources. They replace the wounded, they can replace the pregnant. This will also keep the unnecessary paperwork pile down.

Tell me your thoughts on this.

Friday Friend

2009-12-18T11:17:00.004-05:00

This week's Friday Friend is my beautiful Beth.

1. What's your name and who were you named after? Mary Elizabeth- mom & dad prayed for so long to have a child that when I was born they decided to name me after Mary & her cousin Elizabeth.

2. Where are you from originally? Denham Springs-Where else

3. Married? Describe how you met and how he proposed. Married for 5 years. We met when I was 14 & he was 16. But our lives have crossed paths since before I was born. His parents used to live behind us when he was a baby. Then when I was 14 my cousins introduced us. We did the whole week thing & went our separate ways but saw each other all the time. Then when I was a junior we got back together, went on to college & had our first child. Split up for almost 4 years & then got back together since he grew up. So here we are 5 years later with 2 bad boys 12 & 4. Really the proposal- Well we went to dinner & then were going to the mall to get him a new hat. So while he was driving he took the ring (which I picked out & brought home, he paid for it) out of his pocket & said so do you want to marry me or what. Yes he is such a romantic. Guys need a script, it swear! I think I'll start writing 'How to Propose' tips ;-)

4. Kids? 2 very rotten boys. Chance is 12 & Jo is 4. Chance is just like his daddy very laid back & takes a lot off of people. Jo is just like me, you piss him off & he will knock the crap out off of you. I would have loved to have one more but I think God knew that these 2 boys would be what we could handle. And sometimes I would love to put them outside with a free sign but they are pretty cute so I keep them. :) Chance will always have a special place in my heart. I remember when you found out you were pregnant and you told me you wanted to name him that. It made me smile...made Brandy Lee ball her eyes out, but she was happy ;-)

5. Favorites:

Beverage/Food- Dr. Pepper/Tie between Chinese & Mexican

TV Show- Biggest Loser

Music- Anything-to an extent

Actor/Actress- Actor: The Late Heath Ledger & Brad Pitt Actress: Angelina Jolie & Drew Barrymore

Quote or saying- Live your life to the fullest

Time of day- Not a morning person unless the kids are still sleeping & I can get housework done, but I do like the 10-2 time frame

6. Worst fear? Why? Heights & probably every parents fear that something will happen to my boys. Heights-I have no idea why I am afraid it continues to get worse as I get older. Bridges even freak me out, especially if I can not see on the other side. So I guess us going skydiving is out of the question?

7. What is one dream you'd like to make come true? Cure for cancer, too many family members have lost their lives to cancer. Also too many other people have lost their family members. Amen

8. If you won the lotto of $1 million what would you do? Pay off all of my debt, buy a house, build my daycare center. And pay off your favorite Sissi's student loans...?

9. What did you want to be when you grew up? Teacher-which I should have become. It's never too late ;-)

10. Any regrets? No regrets, never regret anything. I made bad choices but not regrets

BONUS: How did we meet and fondest memory of us? In high school probably in gym class. Damn the fondest memory, we had plenty. I remember a party at your house & you taught me how to do the stroke. Then there was your run in with the bus, you scared the hell out of us Crash. Senior year was awesome, except for when we were on the outs. I don't even know why that was, do you? I remember the pep rallies, the jerseys (why was I DC Dazed & Confused). I also remember one of the senior things you sent me said even if you hate me I will always love you. I never hated you, I always loved you too. Oh just remembered the DC thing, my license plate that DJ gave me. I'm not for sure, but I think it was over you and DJ and how he was back then. I'm glad you ignored my advice ;-) Some things are indeed worth fighting for. I learned that lesson because of you, Brandy, and Anitra. Seems I was on the outs with all three of you then, so I'm pretty sure it was me. I'm so blessed to still have all three of you in my life ;-)

There she is readers! Some day we will all make it to a reunion and have some more stories we can't tell about each other. Shhhh!

Happy Friday!

A Day In The Life...

2009-12-10T13:06:00.004-05:00

Politics Baby!

2009-12-02T14:26:00.006-05:00

Yes, I know, it's never a good idea to tackle politics or religion on a public platform. However, lately I've been more aware of my elected officials (on ALL sides) and the really dumb decisions they make.

I'm not going to get into the heavy hitting stuff of the White House on here, nor attack a particular party as I am not one to start a shouting match (no really, I just don't back down from it). I do however want to ask the viewing audience what they think on the following:

(1) Fort Hood Tragedy and Government's response

(2) Navy Seals being charged for giving terrorist a fat lip

(3) Terrorist trials being held in NY

(4) Seattle cop shooting

(5) Gitmo detainees being brought to the US

You don't have to take on all five, but I'm really curious to see the different views on these. My biggest issue with all of them is the ties they have to our elected officials. We vote for them because they promise to represent us and our beliefs. This has not been happening for some time now.

I'm frustrated, disappointed, and to the point of running for any elected office just to try and make a difference with a louder voice. Being one of We The People lately makes me feel ignored and and left in isolation when it comes to the decisions of this country, the decisions that are really up to us.

There's no crying in blogging so any attacks on other responders needs to be tasteful, or you better be able to take what you dish ;-) So let's hear it, what do you think?

Christmas Explosion

2009-11-28T13:42:00.003-05:00

It's that time...you know, the one where you crawl into the attic or back of your closet to pull out the decorations. Each year we seem to add to our Christmas collection with ribbons, lights, and ornaments. This year we are adding three more trees. Yes, you read that right, THREE more trees.

We have a 12' tree that I am usually in charge of erecting and decorating every year, and now we have two 6' trees and a 3' tree to add to the forest. We decided to start a new family tradition of each having a tree to decorate in a theme that reflects us, our likes, and our family. Over the next umpteen years we will add more ribbons, lights, and ornaments to each tree and when the boys are married and starting their own families they will take their trees for their "first" Christmas...away from home *sniff*.

It's a silly gesture perhaps, but its a way of keeping something from their past and adding to their future; keeping a piece of holiday from home to add to their own traditions.

By the time I am finished decorating while my Mom is in town it will look as if Christmas has exploded in our home. We will not be here for Christmas day itself, but get to enjoy it until them and for a few days after when we return to celebrate with Hubs' family.

What is he off doing while I'm setting the Christmas mood? Shopping of course ;-)

What different traditions do you have for this time of year?

Black Friday Blues

2009-11-24T16:01:00.003-05:00

Woe is me and my rush to get a good deal! I'm usually not the type to even step foot out of my house on Black Friday due to the traffic and crowds, but this year is an exception. We are strapped this year, as are many of my peers, and need to play the retailers Black Friday Door Buster's to our advantage. I have a unique case for my woes though. My oldest son is going in at 6:00 A.M. for surgery on none other than BLACK FRIDAY!

Yes, pity me. I am so excited though, not because he has to have surgery, but because a few stores that I wanted to hit are starting the sales EARLY! I will be one of 'those' people who are camped out BEFORE midnight on Thanksgiving at Toys R Us in order to get my soon too be tonsil-less...(sp) child his big gift. He wants the iPod Touch decked out, and this store will not only have it on sale, but will be giving out $50 gift cards at time of purchase! That works for me because my little guy is having a birthday two weeks from now that I can use $50!

I've been searching sites, checking fliers, and doing some military operation style investigating to find out the best plan of attack. It's not finished yet, but once my Mom gets in to town tonight we will set our game plan.

One article I came across gives 11 Ways to Survive Black Friday. There are many others that you can google if you are new to the Black Friday chaos like me. Best of luck to those tempering the masses!

Friday Friend Post

2009-11-20T21:13:00.005-05:00

TGIF! And today I have my friend, Brandy, as my Friday Friend!

1. Your name/nickname and how you got it.
Brandy Lea Lossett Jackson, nicknames are mom, mommy, bitch and the devil :) I don't know where Brandy came from but Lea is from my grandmother on my father’s side. Jackson, well I picked that name up when I married the love of my life. And those who know me, well they can contest to the bitch side of me and Trey says all women are the devil...Oh and I almost forgot...Brakeless Brandy!!! Well I hung around this girl in high school named Sissi (Name dropper!). Her nickname was Crash Buckley due to ALL the wrecks she some how ended up in. Then one day, I get in a wreck myself due to my brakes going out and Brakeless Brandy started. I wish I still had my jersey. Sissi do you? I sure do. I put it away, far away, with other things from my past that I never need to explain to my boys ;-)

2. Where are you from?
I live in Watson Louisiana. I am originally from Baton Rouge, LA and moved to
Denham Springs when I was 17. When I "ran off" and got married after high school, I lived in Cheyenne, WY. Boy, I will NEVER live somewhere again where it snows that much!!! We moved back to Louisiana a couple years later where we bought a house in Watson. Never in a million years did I want to live that "far" out but now, I wouldn't live anywhere else! I never thought I would miss living in a small town until I traveled the world and realized there is no place like home...I still never moved back! LOL! Although I would prefer back home to any place cold.

3. Married? Describe how you met and how he proposed.
I have been married for 13 years. I actually meet Trey at daycare when we were lil tots! We grew up in the same neighborhood and went to the same high school for a couple of years. Our first date was for his senior prom. I was a sophomore at that time and actually ended up with my friends that night and not him. I was so not interested! Well he enlisted in the Air Force and moved to Cheyenne. It was then that over a year of many phone calls and hand written letters that our friendship grew into so much more. He proposed to me my senior prom night on the tailgate of his truck and put the ring on the wrong hand and I have been his ever since. So romantic huh? Yeah, he's a pretty good catch and spoils you rotten ;-)

4. Kids?
I have one daughter, Gracie. She is the best thing I have ever done! After 6.5 years of fertility and 2 miscarriages, the Lord brought her to us. She makes my world go round.
She is such the lil drama queen. Just a word to those who have no kids yet, yeah well when your mom wishes kids on you that are 2x's as bad as you, you actually get it x's 10. Being an only child means two words: SPOILED ROTTEN! I have a couple like that...I blame their father!

5. Favorites:

Beverage/Food- Diet Coke & Spaghetti
TV Show- Greys Anatomy... McDreamy need I say any more Mmmm, McDreamy!
Music- Old Country would probably be my favorite
Actor/Actress- Reese Whitherspoon & Vince Vaughn
Quote or saying- Always make sure you have on clean panties (What my mother use to tell me) And with our driving that proved to be invaluable advice!
Time of day- I am so NOT a morning person. I am a night owl. Some things never change ;-)

6. Worst fear? Why?
Worst fear would be something happening to my family. Treys a fireman so I worry about him at work all the time, and as a mother I worry about my child day and night! AMEN!

7. What is one dream you'd like to make come true?
My biggest dream is not a realistic one. It would be to have my mother back. Even though she is at home with our Lord, she was taken away from us to soon. Loosing my mom when I was 28, her 49 and Gracie 1.5 was by far the hardest thing I have ever gone through. Being a first time mom and not having your mother to turn to has been one of my biggest obstacles. Your mom is looking over you beaming with pride at what a wonderful mom you are. I know I'm proud of you!

8. If you won the lotto of $1 million what would you do?
I would pay off my current house. Build a new one (not a big one though). Buy me and Trey both new cars. Make sure Gracie’s college would be paid for and put the rest in the bank. Nothing exciting. In these economic times paying off anything is pretty darn exciting!

9. What did you want to be when you grew up?
I wanted to be a pediatrician. Well yeah that didn't happen, but my life is the way it should be. Yeah, my dream of becoming a vet came true. Though I was meant to be a Veterinarian, not a military veteran...just as good ;-) LOL!

10. Any regrets?
No regrets. Just lessons learned. Well put!

BONUS: How did we meet and fondest memory of us?
We meet in high school 14-15 years ago… man we are getting old, Sissi PFFFLT! I have such a bad memory. But I remember the days we skipped school; I remember sleeping and messing around in that music class we had first hour *our teacher loved us, we both got A's; I remember your big party where people whom we didn't like where riding up and down the road hollering at us *jealous beotches; I remember hanging out at Dodge City while you where at work *sniff* Doc was the best and toughest boss I ever had, may he rest in peace; I remember we got into a huge fight, but cant remember why *you "ran away" and didn't like my advice...which you ended up taking anyway. Other than that I don't remember; I remember "running away" to your house *I forgot what we told my mom that kept her from calling yours...; I remember your dad and mom’s bad ass old car *the old mobster car and '29 Mercedes...oh yeah. But most of all, I remember how much you meant to me; that you were and still are one of my oldest, closet friends that I could always count on *that's why we are called 'friends'. You'd do the same for me ;-)

There she is ladies and gents, Brandy Lea; who also happens to have the same name as my big sister, except the middle names are spelled different. That's the conversation that started our friendship. It's he small things can make the biggest impact. Brandy and I have definitely made an impact!

Happy Friday!

Banana Nana Fofana

2009-11-17T22:13:00.003-05:00

BANANA PUDDING TIME! I love the holidays for many reasons: time off, family, la dee da...my favorite though is all the delish dishes we get to enjoy! One of them being THE Banana Pudding. This is not just ANY banana pudding; it's paradise. Or a diabetic coma...which ever hits first!

Here's the recipe:

1-1/2 cup of milk1 small pack of instant banana cream pudding1 small cool whip (8 oz)1 can of sweetened condensed milk1/2 cap full of Vanilla, at least 4-5 bananas and a box or two of Nilla wafers.

Mix the milk, pudding, cool whip and condensed milk, then add vanilla and stir. In a separate bowl or pan layer the "Nilla" wafers on the bottom and sides. Then layer sliced/diced bananas on top of the wafers. Pour half of the mix on top of the wafers and bananas. Add more wafers and bananas for a second layer and pour the rest of the mix on top. Smooth it out with a spatula or spoon.

Take two wafers and crumble them on top, adding a rim of wafers along the sides for decoration and taste. Voila! Banana Pudding Paradise! It can be eaten right then or it's best when chilled for a few hours. It's even better the next morning for breakfast. And even better that night for a late snack. Oh what the hell, it's good any time of day!

Happy Veterans Day

2009-11-11T15:24:00.006-05:00

This is a nostalgic week for me. Yesterday we celebrated our 234th Marine Corps birthday and today we honor our Veterans. My husband and I come from WWII and Korean War era families who fought proudly in the U.S. military. His father was in both the Marine Corps and Air Force; he served at the tender age of 16 in the Korean War, one of the Frozen Chosen. My grandfather was a US Army paratrooper who landed in France on D-day; my father was a Marine; my step-father was in the Navy; my uncle was in the Army.

The years in the Corps brought me closer to my family, made me long for travel, and I found life long friends. It's hard to find the closeness with new friends that you have with childhood and military friends. There's a bond that forms with them regardless of where you come from in your civilian life. It's not easily explained, but it's known among Veterans.

My husband and I often talk about how we miss the Corps, then we see our two young sons and wonder if they will follow in our footsteps. We proudly display our Marine Corps flag just below our American flag. It's a part of who we have become and our drive to succeed to become better.

On this day I want to challenge each of you. I challenge you to seek out a veteran and thank them. Hug them. Tell them their sacrifice of service to protect your freedom, our way of life, is appreciated. It's a small task compared to the experiences those who have served and are serving have been through, but it means a lot to them.

God Bless America and thank you.

Coffee

2009-11-09T10:06:00.003-05:00

Good Monday morning...wait, *sip* ahhhh. Okay, now it's a good morning. Yes, I'm one of those people who need coffee in the a.m. to function. Well, not so much function, but to guard my patience. It may be hard to believe, those of you who know me, that I have very little patience. This happened over time. I'm the youngest of my clan, always having to wait my turn. In the service we had to have patience, the difference meant life and death. In motherhood and marriage I've lost it. I KNOW! You'd think having kids would put the P in patience, but not in my case.

No, over the years I have had to consume a morning cup of coffee in order to put on a "go ahead, it's safe to speak to me now" face. My children understand this. My hubs is usually gone to work before seeing this (key part of our happy marriage). My co-workers are lucky enough to see me after my second cup...hell, they're lucky to even see me at this point (side note for later).

The funny thing is I drink coffee to jump start my day, but I can also drink a cup at night and sweet dreams are soon to follow. My body tolerates caffeine better than most. I can also take a Tylenol PM and sit starring at the ceiling for five hours. Ambien...PFFFLT. Basket case of sleep walking while I'm awake; and yes, that is possible. It's called the zombie effect. Never, nada, nope, not gonna take that crap again.

Coffee is my morning mojo and a nice night cap. Here's some interesting coffee facts to ponder:

The Coffea plant is native to subtropical Africa and southern Asia

Brazil remains the largest coffee exporting nation, but in recent years, Vietnam has become a major producer of robusta beans

Coffee ingestion on average is about a third of that of tap water in North America and Europe.

Coffee was initially used for spiritual reasons.

Studies have shown apparent reductions in the risks of Alzheimer's disease, Parkinson's disease, heart disease, diabetes mellitus type 2, cirrhosis of the liver, and gout.

The amount of bad vs. good effects of coffee is not enough to sway me from drinking it every morning. Hey, at least I don't smoke with my coffee...I save that for the afternoons when work has thoroughly run through my supply of patience ;-)

How do you get your mornings started?

Friday Friend Post

2009-11-06T11:58:00.000-05:00

There's a new addition to my weekly posts! Each week (Fridays) I will be hosting a Q & A session with on of my dear friends. I have been blessed with an abundant supply of wonderful people to ask questions, not to mention the answers are...well, let's just say that some may need censoring!

For the virgin post I'd like to introduce one of my girlfriends, Ginger. She and I met roughly three and a half years ago at a friend's party. If you've read previous posts then you are familiar with some of the chaos we cause in order to have a great and memorable time. Ginger will tell a bit about herself, but you will see my response to her reply in stiletto red *evil laugh*. Let the fun begin!

Q: What is your full name, and who were you named after (if anyone)?

A: My full name is Ginger Jeanette Burroughs...well...OBVIOUSLY, my parents were fans of Gilligan's Island!!!!! LOL...Kidding! My middle name was given to me after my Grandma Jean, other than that...my dad just loved the name Ginger.

SAI: Our nickname(s) for her are Ging, Ginger Spice.

Q: Describe your physical self:

A: Geez Sis...really? My physical self, blond-ish red-ish hair...this month anyways, hazel eyes, freckles, and a ghetto bootaaaay...lol

SAI: Yeah, no. She’s a petite lil’ thing with a J-Lo butt. When you hear the song “I like big butts and I cannot lie…itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face…” That’s Ging. She has a fabulous haircut that always looks fresh, a pixie shaped face with a wicked smile. I say wicked because she has subtle vampire fangs that Twilight fans would kill for. Here’s a recent pick of our spicy Ginger and hubby:

Q: What is your profession and do you like your job?

A: I am a Massage Therapist at Transformations Salon and Day Spa. I do love my job....I waited 15 years to do it.

SAI: For those of you familiar with massages, triple the relaxation and serenity with Ging. She’s made the 15 year wait well worth it!

Q: Are you married? If yes, elaborate.

A: Joe and I have been married for 9 years, together for 16 yrs. We were high school sweethearts. We met at a favorite hangout called Garibaldi's. A popular Italian food hand out. We had a mutual friend (Bob) who introduced us. We hit it off and have been together ever since. WE have defiantly been on a roller coaster ride for 16 yrs...I LOVE roller coasters!

SAI: Awe! Roller Coaster of love!

Q: What is your home life like?

A: Our home life is hectic...in a house that is to small for us...but less to clean right???? NOT! We live the typical family life...work, school, meals, chores, homework, practices, more chores for mom, bath times, bed times, puking in the middle of the night, bad dreams, loose teeth falling out, kids crawling in our bed, head lice, more chores for mom, hurt feelings, apologies, kids who think they know more than you, kids who realize they DON'T know more than you, quiet moments(almost never but once in a GREAT while) hugs, kisses, compliments, jokes, and Happiness! Wow...and that's just this week so far!!! We love to be at home...hang out with the kids. There's a lot of laughter, a lot of drama...(4 kids and all), but it's filled with Love!

SAI: All too familiar! Granted I am blessed with only two kids and that does me in. Whew! I’m worn out just reading this answer!

Q: Kids? (Nicknames only)

A: Brand, BobBob, B: He has a very kind and soft heart and is sensitive...he definitely takes after me.

Jake, Akey, J: He is our comedian/witty...he is a funny FUNNY kid..he can cheer me up on my worst day. He gets that from Joe.

Vana, Sovina, Savey, SunShine, VanaGirl: She is our entertainer/out~going. If she could sing in her sleep, she would...actually I think she has before :) I was a singer growing up, but she gets the out going part from her daddy!!!

Jos, Josy, Love Bug, Lovie: She is the lover. She is always asking for hugs and kisses, telling us she loves, telling me how pretty she thinks I am. She is full of compliments for everyone! I think she gets that from...ME! Although Joe always compliments me too.

SAI: Not to mention how gorgeous all four of them are: Blond-haired, blue-eyed, and can charm you with a smile!

Q: Where are you from originally and how did you end up here?

A: I am originally from Elgin IL. I lived there for the first 27 years of my life. We decided to make the move to Florida to "start over". It was one of the hardest things I have ever done in my whole life, but one of the best decisions Joe and I have ever made.

SAI: I agree 100%. After all, how else would we have met?

Q: What is one of your favorite hobbies?

A: Finally an easy one. Photography!!! It is my favorite thing to do in the world. Why do I not do this as my career? I did that back in Chicago, and it became a job...I love it to much for that to happen!

SAI: As a personal reference, her pictures are amazing! She has an “eye” that puts the phrase ‘A picture is worth a thousand words’ into perspective.

Q: Have you ever been arrested? If so what for? If not, why not?

A: LOL...nope I've never been arrested...and only because they never caught me!

SAI: Um, I recall driving without lights at night, lost in your boss’ neighborhood for your company’s first Christmas party. The same company you had only been employed at for what, two days? Yeah, formal was literal, not jeans and a scarf. LOL! Not to mention the sheriff’s car that was following us and the alcohol we had stuffed in our purses. Ok, I won’t mention any more than that…

Q: Is there anything you regret?

A: I have a TON of regrets. They sneak up on me sometimes...but they were lessons in my life that I have learned from. They are the past. I spent a lot of years tormenting myself, but I had to let go of the guilt. Like I said, they sneak up occasionally, but you have to move on or be stuck. I don't want to be stuck! I have been forgiven by HIM so in HIS eyes I am free from those mistakes/regrets. Now it's about forgiving myself. It's a struggle everyday, but I'm working on it!

SAI: Something the majority of us can relate to.

Q: If you had a bucket list name the top 5 things on it that you'd want to do before you die.

A: 1. Marry Joe AGAIN, 2. Travel with Joe and the Kids (Hawaii, Ireland, Italy, Holland, Spain, Bahamas(cruise), 3. Go BACK to Hawaii ALONE with Joe for the honeymoon we never had! 4. learn to ballroom~Latin dance...and be really good at it! 5. Be Miss Fitness 2010...never...lol...kidding! Ok..really #5 would be to go on a Generations trip; Me, My Mama, and My Girls!

Q: What is the one thing you'd like people to remember you for?

A: I would hope when people remember me...they would laugh, cry, and be happy happy! I would like them to remember how much I love my family. My sensitive heart..maybe giggle remembering how I cry about EVERYTHING! Remember how my quiet demeanor never meant I didn't have a voice..I just was not as loud as everyone else was. How much I cared about my friends. I loved helping people feel better(massage therapy). How great of a photographer I am :) I guess, that I was a good person.....a big pile of mushy, sensitive, creative, loving loveliness!

SAI: *sniffles*

Q: What is one of the craziest things you've ever done?

A: Well, I would have to say back in the day getting into a fight with a chick twice my size in a bar parking lot and throwing her on top of a moving car, continuing to beat her up until my husband ripped us apart and my BF stepped in! We really were not that type of girls, but this chick was ridiculous and SHE STARTED IT!

SAI: Seriously, to know Ging, she is the quietest and shiest of my friends. Ah, it IS the quiet ones you have to watch!

Q: What is your biggest pet peeve?

A: My biggest pet peeve is farting and liars!!!! LOL!

SAI: Yeah, these two are on my pet peeve list too.

Q: What do you think your weakness/strengths are?

A: I think my strength is my sensitive heart...I think my weakness is...my sensitive heart!

SAI: So very true.

Favorites:

Food- french fries

Beverage- ice water w/lemon or wine...it's a toss up!

Color- pink and turquoise

Smell- Lily of the Valley (flower)

Sound- the ocean or thunderstorms/rain

Actor- Ryan Gosling

Actress- Angelina Jolie

Book- The Bible and Captivating

Movie- I have too many favorite movies! Passion Of The Christ, Remember The Titans, All Rocky movies, Rudy, Titanic, The Colour Purple, Gia...ok the list goes on and on, LOL!

TV show- depending on the season, American Idol, Extreme Makeover Home Edition, oh this list is even longer than the movie one..haha!

Place to shop- Ross or TJ Maxx or Marshals

Website- FaceBook of course.

There she is ladies and gents! My Friday Friend, Ginger!

No More Gloating...

2009-11-03T14:44:00.004-05:00

Remember a few posts ago when I was gloating about the perfect weather here in Sunny Florida? Well, kick me. I am sitting here sneezing my head off from the pollen/ragweed that is floating amok in the air. I never had issues with my allergies until I had kids. I blame them. I also blame this perfect bloom-all-year-long weather we have.

Claritin D is my friend. I have a very important meeting this week that I cannot go to sniffling and sneezing every time I try to answer a question. That makes for a bad first impression, no?

After my sneezing rant I did a little research:

Tomorrow for Elm/Ragweed/Grass the count will be 9.4 which on a scale of 1-10 is a tornado followed by a four day hurricane! PFFFLT!

Thursday for Elm/Ragweed/Grass the count will be...get this, 5.0! If only I could switch the meeting date.

Now where is my allergy spray when I need it? While my northern friends complain of cold and rain with some snow already, I am here to tell you it's not always sunny in the Sunshine state; but for the majority that it is there are pollens lurking...waiting to attack your sensitive sinuses at the most inconvenient time!

Did I say that out loud?

2009-10-29T11:38:00.003-04:00

Ever have one of those moments where your mouth speaks before your brain has a chance to process and censor? or you hit send instead of delete?

I call it PTS, Periodic Turrets Syndrome, because periodically I have outbursts that I could have controlled, but chose to ignore. My angel on one shoulder devil on the other spontaneously combusted after I had kids and left the discipline of the Corps, so now I have a little halo clad imp with protruding devil horns.

I find myself covering my mouth after saying something in reply to friends and family, questioning whether I really said what I was thinking or just thinking I said what I was thinking. Only after I see their reaction or hear their reply do I realize my dark side has found an escape hatch.

Do you have PTS?

Halloween's not over yet?

2009-10-26T13:22:00.005-04:00

Every year we attend a friend's birthday bash that is aptly titled 'Texas Hold'em Massacre'. We play cards, drink and eat great food, enjoy the company of great friends, and best of all we dress up. It always falls the weekend before Halloween so after the preparation and anxiously waiting for the party we tend to forget that Halloween is still a week away!

A great Saturday of writing with my STARs at our annual retreat, the birthday bash that night, and day of recovery on Sunday, I realized today that I have yet to buy candy/goodies for this coming Saturday! *sigh* Are you sure Halloween's not over yet? I mean, there's Christmas decorations up already.

Today I got a little frustrated trudging to the store to buy candy. The small bags of the good stuff (M&Ms, Snickers, Reese's, etc.) were $2.50...SMALL is an understatement! The large bags were nearly $10 for roughly 40 pieces! Come on! Kids grab HANDFULS of candy, not one or two!

I was tempted to try the Dollar Tree to see if they might have the chintzy toys to add to the bowl. Instead I came home and got on here to rant. The price of holidays are too high. Everyday living has gotten too expensive. To add extra costs to our already tight budget for candy and toys that will end up getting thrown away in a few weeks is making me pull my hair out from the huge wast of time and money. I use to enjoy holidays, but I'm really becoming a Humbug.

Any ideas on inexpensive yet worthwhile Halloween treats is greatly appreciated! Mind you I work full-time, school for me and my boys, and have roughly 5 days. Any ideas???
Oh, and because I promised, here's a couple of pictures from the party:

And yes, my gay biker husband, a.k.a Sweet Cheeks, won the costume contest as well as the poker tourney ;-) How we're going to top this next year I have not idea.

Old Wives Tales

2009-10-22T12:02:00.006-04:00

In modern society we may take for granted the old wives tales we hear. They are just sayings, right?

I have to admit, I'm a bit superstitious when it comes to some of them. For example, yesterday my right hand was itching. I told hubs and like a true man he replied, "Then scratch it." He gave me the 'you silly hick' look when I told him I couldn't. He knew what was coming; another southern saying that only us folks from the deep south understand.

The old wives tale about your hands itching goes something like this:

If the palm of your right hand is itchy, money will be coming your way. But, if you scratch the right hand while it is itchy, it’ll keep the money from coming.

If the left hand is itchy, you will be paying money to someone, and you should scratch away to do away with the payments.

Well, not to gloat (I'm gloating, gloating, gloating), but my right palm was itching last night. I explained the 'silly superstition' to hubs; endured his guffaws and disbelief. Not twenty minutes later, as I ran to the store to pick up a few things I also brought in our lotto tickets from the weekend before. Yep, I won $24.50! Not exactly the jackpot, but significant enough to prove my 'silly hick' point.

This sparked my curiosity at other old wives tales. There are quite a few that I've heard growing up. There are even more that I've never heard of until surfing the web last night. Here are some I found interesting and links following to take to you the longest flippin web domain I've ever seen! Check it out:

SNEEZING:

If you do not wish your soul to escape while sneezing you should place your hand over your mouth.

Be sure that someone says “God Bless you” when you sneeze to drive the devil away or he may enter your body.

Here are the old wives tales for every day of the week and the meaning of your sneeze:

Monday means danger.
Tuesday means you will kiss a stranger
Wednesday means you will receive a letter
Thursday means something better is coming
Friday means sorrow.
Saturday means you will see your love tomorrow.
Sunday means that the devil will be in control over you all week long.

Even how many times you sneeze in a row has meaning:

Sneeze once for sorrow.
Sneeze twice for joy.
Sneeze three times for a letter.
Sneeze four times for a boy.
Sneeze five times for silver.
Sneeze six times for gold.
Sneeze seven times for a secret that will never be told.

TATTOOS:
The old wives tale says that you should not tattoo the name of your lover on your skin, or the relationship is destined to fail.

DROPPING SILVERWARE: If you drop a spoon, a baby is coming/someone in your family is going to have a baby.

If you drop a fork, a woman is coming. When you drop a fork that means that a woman is coming to your door. It could be a friend, a family member, or even just a delivery person.

If you drop a knife, a man is coming. This is the same as for dropping a fork only it will be a man.

MONEY: If you always pick up burnt matches instead of leaving them laying you will find money.
When you peel onions, burn them and you will never by empty handed.

At the stroke of midnight on New Years Eve, while holding money in one hand, kneel and pray and you will have money the remaining of the year.

If you see a shooting star, say money, money, money and you will soon receive money.

If you see bubbles in the rain, you will receive a lot of money.

Wrap a penny in paper and carry it with you this will make sure you never go broke.

If you make money on Monday, keep it and the amount will increase during the remainder of the week.

Here's a couple of websites that have many more:

Old Wives Tales site 1

Old Wives Tales site 2

Old Wives Tales site 3

What are some old wives tales you've heard and/or believe?

Another Meaning

2009-10-17T18:37:00.006-04:00

There are a lot of sayings that have pretty universal meanings, such as "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water" or "Don't count your chickens before the eggs hatch". We know that these mean "Don't jump the gun"...er, I mean don't get ahead of yourself.

One such saying has taken on a literal meaning in my life. "Tan your hide", normally meaning a good butt whipping, now means Tanning Your Hide. Well, not YOUR hide, but my hubs' hide. Yes, you read that right, I have to tan my hubs bum/buttocks/rear end/derriere/etc. Let's just say his Halloween costume requires direct attention to his very white rear end.

The conversation we had while running errands earlier started with, "Maybe I should have you spray tan my ass," with a few bad puns thrown in, and a knowing that he will either have to sit the entire party or suffer the undoubtedly numerous gropings from our friends. The conversation ended with him saying, "Wow, I really have to take care of my ass this week." *roll eyes and groan here*

I had the butt whippings as a child, and figured someday my kids would drive me to "tanning their hides" (none so far), but I never thought I would literally be tanning my husband's hide.

What (if any) sayings have another meaning in your life?

A Loving Gift..and Bleeding Ears

2009-10-12T23:41:00.009-04:00

I love the Santa Shop they have at school. My oldest gets some money every year to buy a little something for whomever he wants and every year he always buys me some form of jewelry.

My absolute favorite is the rhinestone tennis bracelet that he bought me in first grade. Second grade was a fabulous replica of the first rhinestone bracelet that met it's untimely demise when it fell apart and slipped off of my green wrist down the kitchen drain. Third grade was a different bracelet of linked silver stones with sweet words etched on them (i.e. believe, love, live, laugh, hope, etc.). Fourth grade (last year) he bought me yet another bracelet with a charm that says '#1 Mom' and a beautiful pair of difakeamond stud earrings.

Well, today I f0und I am a bit more sensitive to fake jewelry than I realized. It started this morning when I couldn't find one of my real gold studs, so I just grabbed the difakeamonds and put them in as I headed out to run errands. About a half hour later my ear started itching. I twisted the post and squeezed the back a little to loosen it away from my ear lobe. Another hour or so goes by and I start to feel it throbbing. Huh. So I take it out, rub my ear a little then put it back in. Shortly after this my other ear lobe starts itching. I go through basically the same scenario.

After wearing the difakeamonds for a day I had to take them out. No, I don't mean just take them out of my ears; I mean take them out ninja style with a one-two chop, quick twist to get them out of my ears. It was like pulling a bandaid off a hairy leg kind pain! At some point during the day the back of the earrings fused itself to my ear lobe. OUCH!

When the sting wore off I peeked at the damage and saw my tender little ear was bleeding. These too met thier untimely demise...this time the dog ate them. Don't hate! I really have them hidden away in my jewelry box! I love my son, and love the gifts he surprises me with every year, but if he gets me another pair of Chinese torture devices disguised as earrings I will just have to be sure hubs buys me a real pair that looks just like them. Yeah, that works for me!

Spiders, Poo, and Dead Squirrels, OH MY!

2009-10-08T19:56:00.006-04:00

Sometimes I wonder how I ended up with a house full of men who: are scared of spiders, can't clean up dog puke/poop, and feels sorry for the steak they are about to consume.

This is the story of my life. A Daddy Longlegs (mouths are too small to bite humans) crawls out of the shower drain and my 11 year old tough guy runs screaming, "MOM!"

Our dogs gag on a frog/lizard/some other bug they ate, and pukes on the tile. My hubs runs screaming, "HON!"

This evening our dog, Nixon (Golden Retriever), finally catches the squirrel that often torments him from the pool screen. Hubs couldn't even walk over to check on the poor thing, let alone get Nixon away from him as he chomps on his little squirrel leg. He grabs Bam (our toddler) and comes in shaking his head saying, "Hon, I can't go over there." A look of worry and disgust on his face as I call 'the boys' inside.

Ugh *sigh*. I grab the dust pan and hand broom; trudge outside to the tree where the little guy was left to die. It's never a dull moment...he was gone. The little squirrel had played dead to get the dogs away. I waited a bit just to be sure he hadn't pulled himself under a bush in the yard, then let the dogs loose again. They searched high and low trying to find him, but the trail kept leading up the same tree he had missed earlier. Good for him!

So until the next spider, dog poop/puke, or caught squirrel, I'm off to relax with my Diet Dr. Pepper and Oreos.

More Costume Ideas

2009-10-06T23:25:00.003-04:00

The more I ponder a costume the more I come up with to choose from! Here are a few more ideas that can be added to the list:

Fat B***ard and Skinny B**ch (couples): either the guy or girl wears the blow up suit (like the sumo wrestler costume) with a kilt--this costume is available online and hilarious--and the other wears a tighter version of a kilt and Scottish accessories.
Bed of Roses: attach fake roses all over a bed sheet, drape it around you like a toga, carry or attach a small pillow to the costume.
Goldie Locks: wear all black, get the little gold locks and hang all over the outfit; a blond wig may help with hinting at what you are dressed as.
Book Worm: use two or three sheets of poster board to fold in half (like a book--be really creative and write on it or paste magazine pages), wear a solid color as to not distract from the 'book', wear big fake reading glasses.
Invisible Woman: (very easy) buy a sheet of cammie netting; when people ask what you are dressed as, wrap it around you so they can't see you.

Still waiting on suggestions! Happy Halloween Costume Hunting!

Sissi's Costume Ideas: first 20

2009-10-04T17:03:00.007-04:00

As promised, here is a list of twenty costume ideas I have yet to find on any costume site. I have three or four faves that I need to choose from for the Texas Hold'em Massacre. Take a gander at them and vote on what you like:

Roasted Marshmallow: Big white t-shirt, stuff it with pillows or foam fabric, spray paint brown/black flame marks on it, wear brown tights; you can also use a wooden dowel or real stick to put in the back.
Jail Bait: jail house stripes (dress/shirt & pants) and fish hooks/etc. on a fishing hat.
Calendar Girl: Get a calendar and pin the different months all over a shirt and pants.
English muffin: Wear a size too small jeans so you have a muffin top, get a plain t-shirt and use a paint pen to color a British flag on it, and talk with a British accent. :-)
Party Animal: any dog/cat/bear/etc. mask, a toga, a beer mug.
Hula Chic: wear a grass skirt and lei with a hula hoop around you
Beewitched: (duh) bee costume with a witch hat.
Physical: (ode to Olivia Newton John) leotard with leg warmers, belted waist, and 80’s hair with head band.
Diet Dr. Pepper: scrubs, face mask, slim fast (any diet bar) pinned to scrubs, chili peppers (necklace/or pinned to scrubs), optional stethoscope (did this one in 2006)
Afro-American: Afro wig with Indian costume (did this one in 2008)
Archangel: angel costume with golden arches (McDonald’s anything)
Fallen/Broken Angel: angel wings, bandages/crutches/brace/etc.
Blackberry: wear all black, use any type of plastic berries (paint them black) and hang on costume or as necklace, use pipe cleaners to make antenna for head.
Redheaded Step-child: (for Rayna) red wig, plastic step stool to carry/hang, and a pacifier.
Ying Yang (couples idea): one wears black sheet with white dot painted on it, the other a white sheet with a black dot. (Did this for Bobbie and Erin one year!)
Faux Pas: Any sweatshirt/t-shirt will do, just add fake fur in the shape of a paw (get it, paw/pas…)
Teepee’d: Wrap yourself in toilet paper, add face paint like a Native American and a feather headband for comical accessories.
“Yoga”: dress in yoga gear with a Yoda mask (this was funnier when I first thought of it).
Voodoo Doll: wrap up in a sheet/toilet paper/ace bandages, and then stick Styrofoam balls with pipe cleaners to look like large pins; Use face paint for effect. You can draw a heart on the chest and label other body parts to stick.
Fat Tuesday: Instead of Wednesday Adams…wear a Goth outfit with the dark makeup, a black Mardi Gras mask, and stuff it for padding unless your like me and can pull it off as pleasantly plump :-)

Last year's winner was the hostess with an awesome Smurfette costume (blue from head to toe!), and in 2007 I was conveniently eight months pregnant, taking the title for a last chance to pull this costume off: Magic 8 Ball

Top hat and accessories $7, Paint for belly, $2, eight months pregnant to pull it off...lifetime of trying to out do this blasted costume!

Being Neglectful

2009-10-04T00:18:00.002-04:00

I've been neglectful. My blog has been dormant this week. I'm working on a post for costume ideas as a friend's annual Texas Hold'em Massacre party is right around the corner. In order to play I must be wearing a costume; not to mention there is a prize for best costume at the end of the night. So stay tuned....

Strike Three

2009-09-27T16:31:00.003-04:00

Here's the last post in the three part blog from today...and it's not even 5:00!

Driving to the store hubs and I were discussing Halloween costume ideas. Every year a friend of ours has a birthday/poker/costume party as it falls right before Halloween. We all look forward to finding the most original costume for the contest as part of the buy in to play cards goes to the best costume. Not to mention the rules, in order to play cards you have to be wearing a costume.

I asked him, "What costume would you pick for me?"

He thinks for a minute then answers, "Frankenstein."

He could have said an angel or Greek goddess...

Strike Three.

Strike Two

2009-09-27T15:45:00.001-04:00

Sitting at the table looking through the ads in the Sunday paper, I cam across one for Nutri System. Mind you I am now and will likely always be a big girl (I'm not talking fat, I'm talking Amazon-ish). I go through phases of gaining or losing 15 pounds, but the past year has been hard after having my little guy and trying to get back into a routine. He's 21 months and I gave myself to the 2 year mark to be back in my size 8's. I'm still a 12.

Hubs and I talked about going on this program before when we were both a bit larger, and we decided not to bother because of the cost and partially because in the back of our minds we knew what it took for us to drop the weight. I showed it to him and again he says, "I was thinking about doing that."

I replied, "It's as much to do this diet as it is our regular food bill. If anything it would be cheaper to buy groceries for the boys and the diet for us."

He says, "Oh, I wouldn't do it. I was talking about getting it for you."

Strike Two.

Strike One

2009-09-27T13:31:00.006-04:00

This is a three part post today as hubs is on a roll. He is famous for sticking his foot in his mouth though his intentions are sincere.

He fell off the ladder last night in the garage trying to fix the overhead light. He bruised his toes pretty badly as he was wearing flip-flops. He was on the phone with his cousin, who is a Master Electrician, and wasn't much help when he fell as he was laughing too hard. Hubs yelled for me, but I was in the back of the house with our youngest giving him his bath. Woman's intuition, I knew he would get hurt doing that because he is (1) afraid of heights, and (2) NOT and electrician. Falling or electrocution was bound to happen.

This morning he is playing the sympathy card saying his foot hurts and can't do this or can't do that. Something that was closer for him to do than to call me from the other room kind of sympathy. Yeah. So when I give him 'the look' he says, and I quote: "What!? My foot hurts. I was trying to fix the light out there for you so you could do laundry".

Strike One.

The Mom Finger

2009-09-24T14:01:00.003-04:00

It's been a long time since I literally laughed so hard that my drink squirted out of my nose. Last night at supper was one of those times. Just for a back story: I'm a mom to two boys (11 and 21 months); hubs and I met in the Marine Corps over 12 years ago and humorously find a new reason every day to appreciate our chaos; and I have two dogs, both males. I'm outnumbered! Also the disciplinarian--by nature, I was raised in a predominantly female home by a single mother--so my reputation with the family is not just Mom, but Yes Ma'am.

Last night was a prime example of my MOM rep. We were sitting at the table for supper, trying to enjoy a conversation with our 11 year old, when Bam (our 21 month old, appropriately named) kept throwing his food to the dogs...across the baby gate into the next room! We kept sitting him back in his chair, and he kept pitching his food and giving us the stink face. Finally I had enough, gave him a stare, snapped my finger and pointed at him to sit. He immediately put his head down and whimpered as if I had spanked him. My oldest across the table said, "Ohhhh, he knows the Mom Finger!"

Oh my God, he has a name for it! I was laughing so hard at his comment that I couldn't choke down my Diet Dr. Pepper in time before it shot back up my throat into my nose! My husband nearly fell out of his chair. It was funny. Perhaps a 'you had to be there moment' unless you are a mom and know exactly what I am talking about. And I know you do ;-)

Aptly named, The Mom Finger, I have decided to coin this phrase in honor of my preteen son who never ceases to make us smile/scratch our heads/understand why other species eat their young/and mostly love the moments like these.

Some People

2009-09-20T20:37:00.009-04:00

Avoiding the issue only gives it time to fester, so I am attacking it head on...like popping a zit. The issue is some people...as in people who have no clue, or DO and just doesn't care, what they look like going out in public. I'm not talking about no makeup, ponytail, flip flops and dark sunglasses kind of look. No. The look I am referring to can be found at http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/; yes, it is an actual site.

My DH hits upon some pretty outlandish sites, but this one takes the cake in my book. It's not too racy (though parental guidance is advised when viewing in the company of children), but it does contain some pretty disturbing photos of what you may run in to (if you haven't already) at your local Wally World.

I recently viewed this site at a friends house the other night. We all sat around with our beer and wine laughing our butts off at the photos and declared a peopleofwalmart war. Basically whomever can get the best photo of the most outlandish Walmart dweller. In this day and age of technology it is fairly easy to do so with discretion. No need to go 'mission impossible' about this, although sneaking through the aisles as we stalk the latest fashion victim humming the tune to...oh God, now the tune is stuck in my head: dun nuh nuh, dun nuh nuh, dun na...nah nah nahhhhh nah nah nahhhhh na na. And now it's stuck in yours.

Sadly, I now check this site regularly to make sure I or someone I know is not on it! I declare this war, that has already begun, to run through to Halloween when the really good pictures are sure to pop up! Happy Hunting!

Cereal Killers

2009-09-14T10:09:00.003-04:00

Oh the horror!!! I started my 'diet' this past Friday as experts say it is the best day to start a new eating program; something about making it through the first weekend is the hardest, blah, blah, blah. Mind you, I love my chocolate, so ANY diet I pursue must/will have chocolate included in my daily intake. I am good about small portions and drinking water (though alternate with Diet Dr. Pepper when my caffeine levels drop).

I don't live off of bread, or other easy carbs, but if I have them I keep it simple and try to eat more of my chicken/steak (insert meaty animal here). I love fish, but rarely enjoy it due to non-fish eaters in my house.

Breakfast is usually a quick-fix of coffee and whatever cereal I have handy, or I swing by my local Dunkin Donuts for a coffee and bagel. Well this morning threw me for a loop when I actually took the time to look at the side of the box on the cereals in my cupboard. The four choices were Raisin Nut Bran (RNB), Cookie Crisp, Special K w/berries, and Marshmallow Mateys (like Lucky Charms). I'm thinking the obvious choice would be Special K or RNB...obviously not.

To my surprise, and horror that I had been depriving myself of cookie or marshmallow flavored cereal every morning, the two "healthy" cereals weren't the lowest in calories or carbs. Here's how they compare:

Raisin Nut Bran - 220 calories w/skim milk, 4g protein, 38g carbs, 5g fiber

Cookie Crisp - 140 calories w/skim milk, 1g protein, 22g carbs, 1g fiber

Special K w/berries - 160 calories w/skim milk, 3g protein, 26g carbs, 1g fiber

Marshmallow Matey - 160 calories w/skim milk, 2g protein, 25g carbs, 1g fiber

The rest of the diet world may do this differently, but I count calories before anything else and so far the Cookie Crisp is winning me over. Then I look at the amount of protein and think, ‘hey, maybe the RNB isn’t so bad’ until I look back at the calories. Then the carbs…well that puts the RNB out; and the fiber is somewhat important although I don’t have a problem with irregularity. I was disappointed. Trying to eat right and what do the sneaky food companies do? Disguise the good stuff as kids’ cereal and give adults the bran crap that you have to eat with watered down milk and STILL isn’t as healthy as Cookie Crisp!

As you can see from the picture I opted for coffee and a bagel. If I’m going to be consuming 220 calories or more then it better be worth it!

I Remember

2009-09-11T12:26:00.002-04:00

Normally I post on Thursdays as that is my work week Friday. I decided to wait until today to post in order to honor the fallen heroes from 9/11/01 who gave their lives to save others. To honor the men, women, and children who died that day as they went about their business in the towers, and waiting to return home or to their destinations on the planes that crashed. To honor the men and women who served, serve today, and will serve in the future to protect and defend America. God bless all of you.

In the recent months of our current administration there has been a great divide among parties, friends, co-workers, etc. on numerous issues. Previous administrations have endured similar scrutiny.

Regardless of party affiliation and personal beliefs, today is a day that needs to be remembered for the atrocities brought against our nation. The likes of which sit in history with the Oklahoma City bombings, the attack on the USS Cole, the bombing of Pearl Harbor. This is not our first rodeo, and will likely not be our last. The men and women serving our country face these horrors on a daily basis, most without the comfort of family and familiarity near by.

Looking back eight years ago I am thankful being here today with my boys. After the attacks numerous recently discharged soldiers were called back to active duty to fight in the war on terror. Finding words to explain to their children that they had to go away again, telling new jobs and new friends they had to leave, it was heart wrenching as much as it was an adrenaline rush to be able to do what you were trained to do. Some shipped overseas, others were sent to fill support positions of those that shipped overseas. All of them spent Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years with strangers that soon became part of their military family, a bond that lasts a lifetime.

I’ve seen the camaraderie of our troops first hand and know the pride in protecting my country, my family, and my beliefs. I ask out of respect for those who serve overseas and here on the front lines that you take a moment to remember. Take a moment today to thank a veteran, a soldier, a policeman, a fireman, and God (insert you own belief) for being able to live in a free country. I thank God for the opportunities he has given me, for the family and friends that love a support me, and for all the things I have the freedom to complain about.

I’ll never forget.

Word(s) Count

2009-09-07T21:53:00.003-04:00

In my journey to write a best seller, or even just a seller, I have found that it's as much about the number of words you can type as it is the quality of the words. My latest manuscript has relateable characters, a good confrontation, a plot "to die for", very good pacing (I've worked hard to get this), and it's loooooong. Seriously, I am just past the halfway point and already have 75k+ words. I figure my new goal (old one was 95k-ish) is 120k+. It's certainly doable.

The big issue for me is editing the current chapters in order to keep my momentum. I have easy conversations, sexy scenes, and need to find synonyms for some of the more...er, crass words. It's important to keep the voice of the writing but quiet some of the tone; that makes sense in my head so just go with it.

Need is the mother of invention, as the old saying goes; however, in this instance words are the mother of a great book. Words count. They count in the use and format, and they count in the amount. I have to go make them count now as I have two contests to enter by week's end!

Hope you all had a great Labor Day weekend and Happy Writing!